"Would you like your Slamburger in a traditional sesame bun, in a taco, on French toast, or rolled up in a naan, which is this traditional sesame flatbread?"
"Do you want to lobsterate your meal?"
"Would you guys like to breakfastize your meal?"
Trying to order a simple cheeseburger at Around the World in 80 Place—a "culinary voyage across the seven seas of flavor"—isn't so simple, as seen in this clip from IFC's Portlandia.
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