Video: Portlandia: How to Order a Burger at 'Around the World in 80 Plates'

"Would you like your Slamburger in a traditional sesame bun, in a taco, on French toast, or rolled up in a naan, which is this traditional sesame flatbread?"

"Do you want to lobsterate your meal?"

"Would you guys like to breakfastize your meal?"

Trying to order a simple cheeseburger at Around the World in 80 Place—a "culinary voyage across the seven seas of flavor"—isn't so simple, as seen in this clip from IFC's Portlandia.