The Slowburger, which will only set you back $9, consists of a griddled eight-ounce patty of Strawberry Mountain natural beef, gruyère, two onion rings, butter lettuce, and pickle relish in a brioche bun. How do you eat such an insanely tall burger? Portland Monthly recommends taking out an onion ring and eating it separately; "Leave the second ring in the burger to provide crunchy texture and sweet flavor to the peerless ensemble." [Tip 'o the hat to: Larry Fire]
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