This sounds like a headline from The Onion: Four-pound burger challenge ends in disappointment. My favorite quote from Katie Quattrini, who tried to eat the monstrous burger from Grandma Max's in Urbandale, Iowa: "There's no way. There's just no way. [...] I hate my life."
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