¡Que lastima pinche bueys! The hardcore burger aficionados at A Hamburger Today are used to suffering slights and jeers for our obsession with all things burger, but hamburger discrimination just reached shocking new heights.
During a recent jaunt through the Mexico City International Airport, an immense travel hub where McDonald's surely holds a presence, Big Brother 'Burglar and I spotted this hateful sign lingering near our gate. It caused me much sadness and consternation, and in the case of big bro, furious anger. Knowing the diverse citizens of Mexico City share our general hankering for hamburgers, we place the blame on a hateful flight administration determined to stamp out burger use.
Whether their fascist plan to rob us of our passion and replace our diets with soylent green will work, we are fighting hard to spread the word that the burger war is bubbling with antiburger propaganda such as this. First they come for our buns, then they come for our burgersfinally, they'll come for us.
¡Viva la hamburguesa!
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