Look, I ain't no smiling Grimace, shuckin' 'n' jivin' and bowing down to Ronald's every whim. I'm the 'Burglar, baby, the bad-boy of Burgerland! I'll steal your burgers, I'll mislead your Fry Kids, and I'll pimp-slap Birdie into next week. Ever wonder why Mayor McCheese or my snitch-azz partner Captain Crook disappeared? When A Hamburger Today talked Tiny Burger Week, first I resisted, then I protested, and finally I fought back! I decided to go to Fatburger, where the burgers come huge. If I'm facing five to 20 on burger theft, it's gotta be worth it. Stay tuned ...
Oh, and one more thingthat's not orange drink you're sipping. Robble robble!
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