From the window to the wall to more unmentionable regions of the universe, this is truly what a hamburger is all about. If you grew up in California, you probably remember that magic moment when you first drove up to the long queue at In-N-Out Burger and discovered the regional chain's superior never-frozen, never-precooked hamburgers topped with the freshest produce. And those fries, oh lawdavmercy, those fries. Cut from giant potatoes right in front of your face, they're best washed down with a thick shake made with real chocolate ice cream. One of my earliest memories was of a driver who had rearranged his free In-N-Out Burger sticker to read "Inner Butt Urge," much to the amusement of the Hamburglar clan.
In-N-Out not only boasts supreme quality, it's "hella cheap," as our Nor Cal brothers might say. Eschewing the almost mandatory Double-Double, CBro and I just went for the straight cheeseburgers, making sure to order grilled onions. I took my fries "well-done" while he went with the usual lightly fried suspects. Our attractive servers got to work, slicing the 'taters and grilling the beef. In a little more than five minutes, it was burgertime, bitches!
OF SIDES AND SECRETS Do not pass up the fries here, ever. Medium-size wedges of crispy high-grade potatoes cooked in cholesterol-free oil, they often still have a little skin attached, a testament to the recent sacrifice on the part of the tuber. They are some of the best fries I've eaten. And in my perpetual pursuit of the heart of AHT senior editor Honey P., I have sampled many a fry in my day.
Although we enjoy eating ours among Hollywood's freak-aquarium, In-N-Out now has more than 140 locations in Nevada, Arizona, and Cali. This is a review of but one, though we generally feel you'll understand the hoopla wherever you find one in the Golden State. As for any In-N-Out scarfers in Vegas or Phoenix, we'd love to hear what you think. This is one of the few places where we recommend believing the hype.
IN-N-OUT BURGER HOLLYWOOD STORE REVIEWED
Location: 7009 Sunset Blvd. (at Orange); Hollywood CA 90028
Phone: No phone
Price: $1.60 hamburger; $1.80 cheeseburger
What's Cookin': Perfect Cali-style burgers Photos by Colin "El Gillipollo Loco" Browne
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