[Photograph: LOLMart] It's the Magic 8-Ball for the cheeseburger and LOLspeak-loving generation: behold, the Magic Cheezburger ($14.99). Shake it to get profound answers like "U CAN HAS," "SRSLY?" and "SRY, I EATED IT." Related Burger-Shaped Hand Warmer and Massager... More

[usb.brando.com] This $12 USB Burger Hand Warmer and Massager can be used to warm up your hands, massage your shoulder, or do both at the same time. It also comes in "Smiley" version, because the non-emotive version wasn't cute... More

[Photograph: Pearl Dragon on Etsy] This knitted wool Aussie burger pillow ($20) from Pearl Dragon on Etsy includes a purple layer for the beet slice and a yellow layer for the pineapple. Nice gift for the Australian burger lover... More

[Photograph: USB Geek] The tagline of USB gadget store USB Geek, "Your USB Solution," implies that the Hamburger Warming Mouse Pad ($15) is the answer to a problem. A problem that can only be solved by a plush heat-generating... More

[toddland] I would totally buy this burger wallet if it had a pocket for coins. But I'm apparently the only picky one since it's currently sold out until November. $24 from toddland [via Burger Beast]... More

Photograph from Girls Can Tell on Etsy If you're a fan of In-N-Out's Double-Double, you might want to get your hands on these cute placemats (4/$24) featuring an illustration of the Double-Double from the Girls Can Tell Etsy shop.... More

Just in time for the end of Hanukkah, here's the A Hamburger Today Gift Guide: a timely list of burger-themed effluvia for your meat-loving friends and family. Start here and you're sure to find something for the hamburger lover in your life, whether they cook at home, outside, or not at all. More