"When you're 25, you can eat hamburgers and pizza and drink beer and stay out all night and come out the next day and drink a couple cups of coffee and just play. If I did that today, my... More

ARCHIVES > AHT REVIEWS > CALIFORNIA > LOS ANGELES Seeing as the Fourth of July is the biggest burger-munching day for Americans, I could hardly stand to face it alone. Using the scant wits I could muster up, I employed... More

Just a heads up that tonight Morgan Spurlock, also known as the man who was willing to die to save your child from Happy Meals, kicks off his show 30 Days on the FX network. Riding the wave of activism-by-example... More

The verdict, as you know, is in. Jacko is completely free to drink Jesus juice, fondle 'tween cancer victims, and pop all the sedatives he pleases. Tonight, Michael Jackson returns to Neverland, perpetually young playmates, and exotic animals. If... More

NEW YORK CITY From the New York Post's Page Six today comes word of an Uma-Ethan sighting in Madison Square Park. Why does A Hamburger Today care? Read it and weep: " ... Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke playing Legos... More

Pop Burger is still as hot as ever with celebs. According to our fave gossip column, Page Six, Leo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen made a casual appearance there last Thursday. They were "chowing down at the counter," proving that beautiful... More

Determined to become queen of the screens (movie, TV, and computer), Paris Hilton, who has already graced the tube in nothing and next to nothing, turns up in a black Versace-esque swimsuit eating a hamburger in a TV ad today.... More