We've linked to Wayne Geyer's cheeseburger list before, but it looks like we missed his awesome 'Cheeseburger Rules' flowchart: "Disqualifications: Miscellaneous — 'steamed,' 'char-broiled,' 'teriyaki-glazed,' 'in a pita,' and especially 'gourmet,' an insidous marketing gimmick developed by 'legitimate' restaurants in the 1980s...." More