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Cleveland: Stunning Burgers at The Greenhouse Tavern

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[Photographs: Daniel Zemans]

The Greenhouse Tavern

2038 E 4th Street, Cleveland, OH 44115 (map); 216-443-0511; thegreenhousetavern.com
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: Phenomenal restaurant with heavy bent towards sustainability puts out a pair of top-notch burgers
Want Fries With That? Yes, especially the animal frites
Price: Beef burger, $15; lamb burger, $17; both include fries; animal style frites, $13

Cleveland native Jonathon Sawyer, one of Food & Wine's "Best New Chefs" in 2010, made a name for himself before he opened The Greenhouse Tavern three years ago. With multiple stints in New York and Cleveland under his belt, including multiple positions under chef Charlie Palmer and a stint as the opening chef de cuisine at Michael Symon's Lolita, there was no question he had the chops. But when he went out on his own at Bar Cento in Cleveland (he no longer has a connection to the place) and then at The Greenhouse Tavern, he established himself as one of the best and most conscientious chefs you'll find anywhere.

From the commitment to local food sources and suppliers to a heavy reliance on recycled materials throughout the restaurant to the greenhouse on the roof to Sawyer's personal involvement in the Slow Food Movement, Sawyer's commitment to sustainability, passionately articulated in this speech, permeates every aspect of the restaurant. But social conscience only carries a restaurant so far; it ultimately comes down to the creativity and execution in the kitchen. And in that regard, Sawyer is even more impressive.

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Los Angeles: A Delicious Homage at Pier Burger

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[Photographs: Damon Gambuto]

Pier Burger

330 Santa Monica Pier, Santa Monica CA 90401 (map); 310-587-2747; pierburger.com
Cooking Method: Griddled
Short Order: A new Shake Shack-esque burger restaurant makes some burgers that match up to the original
Want Fries with That? Oh, yes! These skinny-cut fries are fantastic!
Prices: Pier Burger (w/ cheese), $4.50 (single), $6.50 (double)

If you're an Angeleno and anything like me you probably avoid The Santa Monica Pier like the plague. Don't get me wrong, I love an old-school pier—the all day fishers and ocean breezes never fail to evoke the best memories of my youth—but the Santa Monica Pier is nothing like the authentic piers of my memory. Rather, it's a self-styled tourist trap that literalizes the amusement park metaphor; that is to say, there really is a small amusement park aloft the pier that affords roller coaster views of the breakers.

But as tourist traps go, things could be much worse. Route 66 dips into the Santa Monica Bay, which stretches out for miles around you as the mild air floats between pleasant and meteorological perfection.

A recent visit from some out-of-town friends prompted revisiting the Santa Monica Pier. As expected, there were throngs of tourists crushing for room for a view. As you'd imagine, there was little fun to be had for me on this visit until I spotted a friendly sign: Pier Burger. Delightful. A new burger to try with my guests made the visit less the exercise in patience I'd expected it would be. In fact, the burger itself was attraction enough.

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Dallas: Jake's Hamburgers Deserves its Stellar Reputation

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[Photographs: Ewan Macdonald]

Jake's Hamburgers

5505 Belt Line Road, Dallas TX 75254 (map); 972-503-5253; 7 locations listed at jakesburgers.net
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: Unlike many older joints, Jake's hasn't been overtaken by the recent burger revolution—its greasy deliciousness is as appealing as ever
Want Fries with That? Get the crispier, battered Jumpin' Jake Fries over the regular ones
Price: Jake's Special burger, $5.99; battered fries, $1.99; jalapeño bottle cap burger, $6.79; tater tots, $1.79; root beer, $2.50
Notes: Full bar. Breakfast available.

By north Texas standards, Jake's Hamburgers is positively ancient at over 25 years old. This local favorite predates the recent drive towards gourmet burgers with artisan toppings—it's very much a product of the fast-food age, albeit with some Texas quirks, and the menu reflects this. However, Jake's can stand shoulder-to-shoulder with the best burger places in town.

We visited one of its newer locations, just off the tollway in Addison, to find it relatively quiet for a Friday evening. That's as much to do with the restaurant's design as anything else—spacious and bright, there are two bars and three seating areas, all distinct from each other but interconnected. For a joint that has to serve local old-timers their weekend beer fix as well as young families and out-of-town businesspeople, it does a great job of making everyone feel welcome in their own space.

The same goes for the waitstaff, who were both friendly and informative. Not that I needed much information: I knew what I wanted, which was the Jake's Special. That's the fairly classic fast-food formula of two quarter-pound patties of beef that's ground fresh daily, Thousand Island, cheese, lettuce, and tomato. No onion, no pickle—unusual for Texas, but there you are.

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Reality Check: Burger King's BK Toppers

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[Photograph: GrubGrade]

Oh, Your Highness. Your Bacon Double Cheeseburger used to be my fast-food burg of choice—when you flaunted your juvenile irreverence, when your big-headed mascot was creepy but entertaining, when Darius Rucker was crooning about a chicken sandwich with Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders amidst "tumbleweeds of bacon" (still one of my all-time favorite ads). These days, I don't recognize you or your bland, generic food.

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[Photographs: Todd Brock]

Unveiled in October, BK Toppers were positioned by Burger King brass as "savory, fire-grilled" burgers "freshly prepared with premium ingredients" that would "pack an intensely flavorful punch" at "a great value." Well, they got the value part right, I suppose.

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Hingham, MA: Wahlburgers

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[Photographs: Will Gordon]

Wahlburgers

19 Shipyard Drive, Hingham MA 02043 (map); 781-749-2110; wahlburgers.com
Cooking Method: Griddled
Short Order: This Wahlberg family restaurant is heavy on the branding but has the burgers to back it up
Want Fries with That? Stick with the tater tots, regular or sweet potato
Price: Single cheeseburger, $4.50; double, $6.95; triple $9; specialty burgers, $6.25 to $7.95
Notes: Full bar; open till 1 a.m. daily

When my sister and I were little, my mom took us to the library a lot, and I was always bothered by the author-aggrandizing typography on the books my mom checked out. The overall cover designs were excellent—it was the '80s and my mom liked spy-type books, so there were lots of hammers and sickles, an unlikely number of submarines and helicopters, and even the odd swastika—but I didn't like that the author's name was always in such huge type compared to the title.

I went to the library looking for books about baseball and criminals, so I scanned the shelves looking for those keywords. Why would it matter who did the typing if the story was about something ridiculous like trucks or policemen? I kinda get the point now, but I still harbor suspicions about any product that seems more about the guy who made the thing than about the thing itself. I don't want a Picasso, I just want a pretty picture.

So I had mixed emotions when Boston's two most famous Wahlbergs, Mark and Donnie, announced plans to bankroll their brother Paul's burger operation in the Hingham Shipyard. I have a vaguely positive impression of the Hollywood Wahlbergs, and Paul is said to do good things with Italian food at his first restaurant, Alma Nove. And everybody likes hamburgers and an excuse to take the commuter ferry to Hingham.

But still: a burger place run by Wahlbergs called Wahlburgers? I feared that the quasi-pun, borderline narcissist name was a bad sign. Even if Paul's an accomplished chef and the other brothers would be crazy NOT to capitalize on the Wahlberg name in their South Shore stronghold, it still seems a tad cheesy. I was expecting a good burger but also bracing myself for a possible letdown if the place turned out to be more focused on the marketing than the meat.

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San Francisco: NOPA's Burger Warrants the Crowds

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[Photographs: David Kover]

NOPA

560 Divisadero Street, San Francisco, CA 94117 (map); 415-864-8643; nopasf.com
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: A beefy, funky patty of grass-fed beef that lives up to the hype
Want Fries with That? They come with the burger, and they're tasty
Price: Burger, $13; cheese, +$1.50

22,500. That's how many hamburgers NOPA reportedly sold last year. Not quite billions and billions served, but a fair bit of ground beef for a single restaurant that doesn't even offer weekday lunch. Given its popularity, it's not surprising that NOPA's burger has its share of breathless fans and an almost permanent spot on many of the local best-of lists.

When faced with this much hype, the contrarian side of my character always expects to be disappointed. But NOPA's burger delivers on the promise made by the buzz—and all those sales receipts.

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San Diego: Pigging Out at Carnitas' Snack Shack

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[Photographs: Erin Jackson]

Carnitas' Snack Shack

2632 University Ave San Diego, CA 92104 (map); 619-294-7675; carnitassnackshack.com
Cooking method: Griddled
Short Order: An expertly grilled burger that's easily one of the tastiest new entries in town
Want Fries With That? Yep! Tasty golden brown fries tossed with Baker Shake seasoning are a must
Price: Shack burger, $8; fries, $2.50
Notes: Closed on Tuesdays

It's hard not to immediately love Carnitas' Snack Shack. The new North Park eatery has all of the best qualities of a food truck, including a well-crafted menu of tasty, seasonal items, with none of the downsides (it stays in the same spot and there is proper seating). It's also open late, offers delivery, and there's a giant pig on the roof.

Co-owners Sara Stroud and Hanis Cavin named the restaurant after their pet mini pig, whose adorable antics have been captured in several YouTube videos, including one where he polishes off an ice cream cone.

"Pork-centric American cuisine" is the restaurant's focus, but among tempting options like pork belly burritos, BLTs, and pulled pork sandwiches is the Shack Burger, made with fresh ground beef, bacon jam, white cheddar, and aioli.

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Los Angeles: A Mediocre Burger at Alcove Cafe & Bakery

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[Photographs: Damon Gambuto]

Alcove Cafe & Bakery

1929 Hillhurst Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90027 (map); 213-250-0301; alcovecafe.com
Cooking Method: Griddled
Short Order: A wildly popular neighborhood spot doesn't make much more than a mediocre burger
Want Fries with That? Sure; satisfying, medium-cut spuds deliver a nice crispness
Prices: Alcove Burger, $11.95 (with fries, rings, or a salad)

While we may be in a decidedly post-bubble world, there remain certain neighborhood spots that engender what could fairly be described as irrational exuberance. They are the kind of restaurants that people can barely describe without resorting to superlative; the moistest muffins, the spiciest salsa, the tastiest burgers. Like most things we love, these assessments are tinged with the rose color of our belief that somehow we live near the best of something. (Perhaps you've seen Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.)

In my bourgeois, hipster enclave of Los Feliz on the the east edge of Hollywood there is one restaurant that occupies this special status: Alcove Cafe & Bakery. On any given Sunday (or Saturday for that matter) you'll find teeming masses of well-to-do brunchers lining up for pancakes, chai lattes, and—on occasion—the Alcove Burger.

If I'm honest with you, I've long avoided the Alcove for the simple reason of its popularity. I have long since aged through the charm of swimming through a sea of humanity to get my food served because it might make me feel reassured in my choice of restaurant ("It must be good—everyone else is here"). These days I'm more apt to covet an empty dining room and the comfort of an unburdened waitstaff. A recent midday meal found me at Alcove in just such a circumstance, which could only mean one thing: I'll have the burger (and see what all the fuss is about).

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Atlanta: Bocce and Burgers at Ormsby's, Atlanta's Favorite Speakeasy

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[Photographs: Todd Brock]

Ormsby's

1170 Howell Mill Road, Suite 20, Atlanta GA 30318 (Map); 404-968-2033; ormsbys.com
Cooking Method: Griddled
Short Order: Super-fun speakeasy with killer pub grub on the main floor, grown-up games downstairs... and bars on both levels
Want Fries with That? Oh yeah, plus at least one of the dipping sauces... preferably house-made cheese whiz
Price: Bruno Burger, $10 with side

The first thing you need to know is how to find the damn place. There's no signage. Anywhere. This self-described "neighborhood tavern" hides in plain sight in a sprawling former-industrial-plant-turned-mixed-use-complex amidst some high-rent retail tenants and literally in the shadows of some of the city's most esteemed restaurants. But tucked away underneath a fairly nondescript stairwell is a solid wood door marked with a script O. Behind that door is Ormsby's: a place with a cult-like following, an extensive menu of craft beers and bar cocktails, and more than its share of awesome surprises, only one of which is a tasty-as-hell burger.

The Bruno Burger is the only one on the menu at Ormsby's, but this one comes with a full backstory. It's named after Warren Bruno, who founded Atkins Park (the city's oldest continuously-licensed tavern) and Aunt Charley's (a popular Buckhead hang back in the day, now defunct), and today is a partner at Ormsby's. The Bruno Burger has been on every one of his restaurant menus since 1976, meaning that millions of them have been sold to hungry Atlantans over the decades.

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Milwaukee: Come for the Atmosphere, Stay for the Burgers at Swingin' Door Exchange

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[Photographs: Lacey Muszynski]

Swingin' Door Exchange

219 E Michigan St, Milwaukee WI 53202 (map); 414-276- 8150; swingindoorexchange.com
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: Great burgers, patty melts and daily specials in a location that's been a bar since 1933
Want Fries With That? Pretty good for frozen, but the signature spicy vermouth carrots are a more interesting option
Price: Big KC burger (special), $10.95; patty melt, $8.50; homemade chips and Cajun ranch appetizer, $4

There's a certain kind of bar that exists in Milwaukee—and all over Wisconsin—where you get the feeling when you walk in that you've gone back in time. You know immediately that people have been bellying up to the same wooden bar for more than a few decades and it makes you want to become a regular too. Dark wood paneling and outdated (or antique?) beer memorabilia never seem to go out of style at these bars.

When I walked into Swingin' Door Exchange, I knew it had been around for a long time. I hadn't done a lot of research into the history before going, however, so I was a little confused by the "established 2010" on the sign out front. Turns out, Swingin' Door has been a bar (and later a restaurant) since the end of the Prohibition Era, 1933. Makes sense, given the cozy interior full of dark stained glass and little alcoves. The current owners purchased it in 2010 and from what I can tell, have kept the history and charm of the place alive.

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Dallas: A Revolution Worth Fighting For at Liberty Burger

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[Photographs: Ewan Macdonald]

Liberty Burger

5211 Forest Lane, Dallas TX 75244 (map); 972-239-2100; givemelibertyburger.com
Cooking Method: Griddled
Short Order: Superb beef blend and wide array of toppings suggests great promise at this new startup
Want Fries with That? Putting the 'string' in shoestring, they're delicious only when hot. Sweet potato fries a better option
Price: Wild West burger, $7; bison cheeseburger, $9; skinny fries, $2; sweet potato fries, $2.50; soft drinks, $2
Notes: Brand new restaurant, owned by a famous Dallas food family. Bizarre seating/ordering system. Takeout available.

"Give me Liberty Burger or let me starve," screams the tagline to this recently-opened North Dallas neighborhood spot. While I wouldn't go that far, my first visit would see me modify the motto to, "Give me Liberty Burger ahead of 90 percent of the other offerings in the area, but I also hope it improves a bit so that it can really live up to its potential." (Granted, that's not quite as snappy and might not fit on the flyers.) Still, here we find a burger place that could, with a few changes, be counted among the city's best.

Liberty Burger is owned by the Street siblings, Mariel, Gene Jr., and Dace, children of local favorite restauranteur Gene Street. His operations range from the French-Texas upscale III Forks to family-style Good Eats; given such a wide range, a griddled-to-order custom burger place seems like a natural step. Taking up corner space in a strip mall just off Inwood, it's a fine location, a stone's throw from both leafy North Dallas and the ever-crowded Tollway area. As such it was no surprise to see the restaurant packed with all age groups at 5 p.m. on a Friday.

Those braving the crowds will find a welcome addition to the Dallas burger scene—albeit one that needs a bit of work to join the top five. Since Liberty Burger is fairly new—about three months old—the problems can be put down to teething; as soon as they're fixed, the Streets are onto yet another winner.

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Cleveland: If Michael Symon Weren't Already a Celebrity, B Spot Would Make Him a Star

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[Photographs: Daniel Zemans]

B Spot

18066 Royalton Road, Strongsville OH 44136 (map) and 3 other locations; 440-572-9600; bspotburgers.com
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: Fast casual deliciousness from Iron Chef Michael Symon
Want Fries With That? These reminders of the power of lard are definitely worth it
Price: Burgers range from $6 to $11
Notes: No reservations, can get crowded

Long before Michael Symon became a nationally known celebrity chef, the Cleveland native was a culinary icon in his hometown. Lola, the multiple award-winning flagship restaurant in the Symon empire, has been a local favorite since it opened in 1997. In 2005, he opened the more accessible and affordable Lolita, and three years later, he opened Roast in Detroit, both of which have garnered significant praise and solidified his standing as a master of meat.

But Symon's career really became significant in 2009. No, it wasn't because that was the year he won The James Beard Foundation Award for Best Chef Great Lakes. And it wasn't because that was his first full year as an Iron Chef. 2009 was huge because that was the year he opened the first two locations of B Spot.

From the booze (more than 30 craft beers and a dozen bourbons) to the decor to the random menu items like the fried bologna sandwich (reviewed here), every little detail of B Spot is impressive. But nothing there outshines the burgers, which routinely draw hordes of Clevelanders to all three locations as well as the stand at Quicken Loans Arena that's only open when the Cavaliers are playing. And unlike a certain other former Cleveland resident, when Symon takes his talents to South Beach, he does nothing but win. Come this February, he will defend his back-to-back wins of the People's Choice Award at the SoBe Wine & Food Festival.

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Gresham, OR: Longburgers at Dea's In & Out

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[Photographs: Adam Lindsley]

Dea's In & Out

755 Northeast Burnside Road, Gresham, OR 97030 (map); 503-665-3439; facebook.com/DeasInandOut
Cooking Method: Griddled
Short Order: Slightly above-average fast-food burgers with a gimmick: The patties are stretched out instead of round
Want Fries with That? They're not horrendous, but they're clearly middling. Better to go for the reliable tator tots.
Prices: approx. 1/4-pound Longburger, $3; Double Longburger w/cheese: $4.50

There are few ways to get me to review a burger joint in my fair city faster than when someone makes a "best-of" list and includes a place I haven't tried. That was the case when The Oregonian released its list of the top 10 classic burgers in the Portland area, prompting the realization that I had never eaten at (or even heard of) Dea's In & Out in neighboring Gresham.

News to me, Dea's In & Out has been around for over 50 years. Not quite as old as that other In-N-Out, but by Portland measurements, that's ancient. Judging by the clientele I saw over my half-hour visit, Dea's boasts a steady stream of loyal fans from multiple generations.

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Philadelphia: Beautiful Retro Burgers at Gino's in King of Prussia

Editor's note: Please welcome Hawk Krall to A Hamburger Today! You may recognize Hawk from his regular Hot Dog of the Week column on Serious Eats (featuring his awesome art). Now he'll be bringing regular Philadelphia burger coverage as well. If you have suggestions, let him know!

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[Photographs: Hawk Krall and Tim Gough]

Gino's Burgers and Chicken

611 West Dekalb Pike, King of Prussia PA 19406 (map); 610-265-5900, 2 more locations listed at ginosgiant.com
Cooking Method: Griddled
Short Order: Revived 1960s regional chain with some of the best fast-food style burgers in the Philadelphia area
Want Fries with That? Decent skin-on fries with a wild toppings bar
Price: Gino's Giant, $5.59; Bacon Cheeseburger, $6.39; toppings, free; fries, $2.49
Notes: Owned by Gino Marchetti, former Baltimore Colts defensive end

Gino's is a regional fast food chain that had a huge following in the '60s and '70s in Maryland, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey. Named after Gino Marchetti, former defensive end of the Baltimore Colts, Gino's was one of the first burger chains to offer burgers made from fresh ground beef and hand cut fries, and their Gino's Giant burger competed with (and was introduced before) the similar Big Mac. The chain disappeared in 1982, until the brand was revived in 2010.

I passed this place a few times and didn't think much of it until my recent search for a half-decent fast food-style burger in Philadelphia. Sure, we have lots of grass-fed beef four-inch thick burgers drowned in truffle butter on brioche buns, but outside of Five Guys and the not-yet opened Philadelphia branch of Shake Shack, finding a delicious thin-patty fast food-style burger that doesn't start life in the freezer is almost impossible here. Gino's isn't even that close to the city, but the drive out to the suburbs is totally worth it.

The restaurant looks like your standard fast food set-up—counter, drink station, tables, and booths—although it's a nice touch that they bring your food out to you when it's ready (and even clean the tables when you leave). Gino's lays it on pretty thick with the '60s retro nostalgia, with old photos of the chain plastered everywhere and giant flat screen TVs blaring extra-crazy old Gino's commercials and jingles.

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San Francisco: Avedano's Meat Wagon, A Mobile Butcher Truck that Delivers Luscious Lardo Burgers

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[Photographs: David Kover]

Avedano's Meat Wagon

Proxy SF, 432 Octavia Blvd, San Francisco CA 94102 (map); 415-285-MEAT; avedanos.com/meatwagon
Short Order: A butcher truck that delivers a pre-made patty for you to cook at home made of a tasty mix of chuck and lardo butter
Want Fries with That? Sure!
Price: $9.50 per pound, ~$4 per burger

Avedano's Holly Park Market sits perched on one of San Francisco's many hills, tucked away in Bernal Heights. The location means it can be hard to access the sustainably-raised meat sold in their craft butcher shop. Or, that was the case until this past October, when Avedano's launched San Francisco's first mobile butcher truck and, like Moses descending the mountain, brought their meat to us. To go with a bounty of steaks and chops, they often bring along a stack of their signature lardo burgers, patties of grass-fed beef mixed with pork fat. These, my fellow meat devotees, are worth trying.

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No mere cooler on wheels, Avedano's ferries its meat down the hill in a refurbished vintage Ford ambulance. Playing on the old-timey slang for an ambulance, they even call it their Meat Wagon. A cherry red paint job, a working siren, and a V8 engine under the hood make this get-up the kind of thing that's just as likely to attract gearheads as, er, meatheads. The truck parks Thursday through Sunday in Proxy SF, an outdoor food-art-culture space in Hayes Valley that also plays home to such delights as Smitten Ice Cream, a biergarten (called Biergarten!), and occasional visits from Casey's Pizza Truck.

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Los Angeles: Get a Tasty Burger at Home

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[Photographs: Damon Gambuto]

Home Restaurant

1760 Hillhurst Ave., Los Angeles CA 90027 (map); 323-665-4663; homelosfeliz.com
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: A great neighborhood spot makes a (mostly) excellent burger that delivers on the char
Want Fries with That? Sure; solid and satisfying waffle cut fries are seasoned nicely
Prices: LA Classic Burger w/ fries, $9.95

I can remember first going to Home over a decade ago and thinking it was a cool, new concept restaurant: comfort food served in a self-consciously casual environment with mismatched flatware and mason jars for glasses. These days I think they call that restaurant movement Williamsburg (or something like that). For a transplanted New Yorker during the '90s, the Los Feliz neighborhood of Los Angeles was the center of cool, good, and, most importantly, affordable food.

Home, like its neighborhood (and this aged burger reviewer), has grown up into something of a comfortable, bourgeois creature, but that doesn't mean it can't still get the basics right. Of course, for me there is nothing more basic, more redolent of home than a delicious burger. On a recent lunchtime excursion to this old friend of a restaurant I was pleased to find that they still get it (mostly) right.

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Reality Check: Wendy's Cheesy Cheddarburger

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[Photographs: above, Wendy's; others, Will Gordon]

I meant to review Wendy's Cheesy Cheddarburger last week, but I didn't get around to it for several reasons, one of which is somewhat valid: They've very recently closed the two outlets closest to my apartment, so I had my earnest attempts at Cheesiness thwarted on consecutive days.

I wasn't sure if this was just my bad luck or a sign of greater trouble for my favorite childhood burgermonger, so I dug around online for a few minutes and learned that despite having its heels gnawed off by rapidly expanding burgeratti darlings Five Guys and In-N-Out, Wendy's 2011 sales are actually expected to have surpassed Burger King's for the first time. But Wendy's has performed the neat trick of moving up to second place in overall fast food sales while actually reducing its number of stores, and it seems the two closest to me were among the underperformers that got the ax.

For shame? I thought so, but I couldn't be sure until I found a living, breathing Wendy's at which to begin my reeducation. I ended up at a Wendy's that was quieter than expected at 5:30 on a Friday, and also much more romantically lit than the industry norm. But to be fair, they are managing to pay two floors' worth of rent in an expensive part of downtown Boston; and furthermore, we didn't come here to talk about their stock price, we came here to talk about their burgers.

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Atlanta: Surprisingly Good Burgers, Surprisingly Bad Buns at Park Tavern

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[Photographs: Todd Brock]

Park Tavern

500 10th Street NE, Atlanta GA 30309 (Map); 404-249-0001; parktavern.com
Cooking Method: Seared "on a 2-inch thick stainless steel grill," per the menu
Short Order: Popular hangout with unparalleled view does upscale pub grub quite well, with a few slight glitches
Want Fries with That? Fries are satisfying, but unremarkable; good thing there are five other sides to choose from
Price: Gorgonzola Bleu Ribbon Burger, $8.99; add side, $1.99

I don't review by accident. Some food writers eat out for every meal, document every bite of every dish with a camera that never stays home, and then cherry-pick which praiseworthy gems or notable disasters to broadcast. No, I'm more strategic: I target a particular joint in advance, do my homework, charge my Canon's batteries, and go in on a clearly-defined mission. But when a restaurant I visit "off-duty" pummels me with "Best Burger In __________" propaganda and I just happen to have my camera with me, they're damn sure getting the full-blown AHT treatment. The burger at Park Tavern isn't without its flaws, but I wouldn't mind a few more "accidents" like this one.

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Milwaukee: Miller Time Pub Is Better Than the Average Hotel Bar

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[Photographs: Lacey Muszynski]

Miller Time Pub

509 West Wisconsin Ave. Milwaukee WI 53203 (map); 414-271-2337; millertimepub.com
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: A hotel restaurant that actually has great burgers with loads of different topping choices
Want Fries With That? Frozen thin-cut fries are boring; the cheese curds and soup are better
Price: Miller Time Pub burger, $11; Brew City burger, $11; Ale House cheeseburger, $8.50; Wisconsin cheese curds, $9; bowl of soup upgrade, $2

Hotel restaurants don't usually get much attention, and in fact are mostly dismissed as being uninteresting and low quality. There are a few places that break out of the stereotype, and I found one of them: Miller Time Pub, located in the Hilton Milwaukee downtown.

Over the years I've heard vaguely negative things about the place, mostly that it's standard bar food and a better place to have a beer than a meal. I can't speak to what it was like before, but I noticed recently that Miller Time Pub totally revamped their menu. Since it's got a major emphasis on burgers (almost half the total menu), I decided it was finally time to give it a shot. Now I can tell any naysayers that the burgers were pretty tasty, making it more than just a necessary hotel add-on where you'd only find business travelers.

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Burger Day 4 in Chicago: High Brow, Low Brow, and Delicious

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[Photographs: Daniel Zemans]

Burger Day Itinerary

11:05 AM: Gibsons Steakhouse
12:45 PM: Max's Take Out
3:30 PM: Nicky's The Real McCoy
5:15 PM: Chicago Cut Steakhouse
8:45 PM: Byron's Hot Dog Haus

After Burger Day 3000, the Burger Day Planning Committee realized early on that topping our previous burgerventure was likely an impossible task. Still, we knew there were plenty of ways to design something almost as good for Burger Day 4 given the variety of quality burgerias across Chicago. Our initial plan, which we were quite proud of, called for participants to don suits and hit four luxurious steakhouses for burgers, sophisticated drinks, and fancy steakhouse sides. Logistically, however, that presented a bit of a problem. With all of Chicago's best steakhouses centrally located downtown, breaking up the day was going to be difficult. A bigger obstacle was price; four steakhouses done right was going to come out to about $175 per person, and as much as we love Burger Day, there are limits.

Unwilling to completely abandon our steakhouse dreams, we settled on what we initially termed "Burger Day 4: Steakhouses and Outhouses." I think it's a catchy name, but it didn't accurately describe the day. There were steakhouses and there were dives, but the latter are all too good to be compared to bathrooms. And because "Steakhouses and Holes in the Wall that Put Out Classic Burgers" doesn't roll off the tongue, the day was left without a subtitle.

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Los Angeles: The Not Awesome Burger at Nate 'n Al

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[Photographs: Damon Gambuto]

Nate 'n Al

414 North Beverly Drive Beverly Hills, CA 90210 (map); 310-837-9546; also at LAX Terminal 2; natenal.com
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: This classic Los Angeles delicatessen makes an awesomely bad burger
Want Fries with That? Not at all; greasy, thick cut spuds that just aren't worth your time
Prices: Cheeseburger, $10.95

First things first: I know it's odd to go hunting for a great cheeseburger at a classic delicatessen. That's not to say you'd ever have a hard time finding one on the menu at any deli worth its salt(ed meats), but rather, why go looking for burgers in a place that would prefer you order your meat sliced instead chopped? Well, in the case of Nate 'n Al of Beverly Hills I think it's fair to say, they asked for it.

When you peruse the vast menu of this old school eatery you'll find the usual deli suspects given prominent placement, but you'll also find an entire section devoted to burgers—or more specifically what they term "Awesome Burgers. The dozen different creations (including veggie and turkey patty options) cover the normal range of standard issue to Hawaiian, so it's not the quantity that they are referring to in their proclamation. One must assume that they mean the quality of their offerings. Sadly, these beef-flavored hockey pucks are nothing close to awesome; at least not in the good sense.

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Bellevue, WA: Wibbley's Burgers, Satisfying Pub Grub For Your Lunch Hour

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[Photographs: Denise Sakaki]

Wibbley's Burgers

2255 140th Ave NE, #B, Bellevue WA 98005 (map); 425-747-7818; wibbleys.com
Cooking Method: Charbroiled
Short Order: English pub-style restaurant is a local favorite and a burger haven for those wanting a good, affordable quarter-pound burger
Want Fries with That? Fries come in half or full-sized orders, but skip fries and go for onion rings
Price: Wibbley's Gourmet Burger, $4.69; extra beef patty, +$1.49; 1/2 order fries, $1.49, full order, $2.49, onion rings, $3.29
Note: Cash or check only; restaurant has an ATM

You wouldn't expect to find an English pub-style hamburger joint along a busy street dotted with car dealerships and chain stores, but sure enough, as you drive by an old stripmall off 140th Avenue NE east of Seattle, a funny name on a sign may catch your eye: Wibbley's Burgers, a popular local lunchtime burger joint.

When you walk in the cozy and narrow space, you're immediately faced with the ordering desk framed with shelves of quirky collectibles and a view into their kitchen, sizzling with the sounds of charbroiling meat and cracking with the sounds of frying potatoes. Surrounded by dark mahogany wood, this quick-serve hamburger joint definitely feel more like an ale house, but don't try to order a pint of Guinness—they don't serve liquor.

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Bushwick: Roberta's Cheeseburger, the Best in NYC for the Price?

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[Photograph: Ed Levine]

Roberta's

261 Moore Street, Brooklyn NY 11206 (map); 718-417-1118; robertaspizza.com
Cooking Method: Griddled
Short Order: Insanely tasty burger made with prime dry-aged LaFrieda chopped meat is certainly the great fancy-pants burger bargain in NYC (and maybe anywhere)
Want Fries With That? "Fries" are irregularly cut fingerlings that are crunchy and crisp on the outside and creamy and tender on the inside
Price: Cheeseburger, $12
Note: Only available at lunch

Since I arrived early for a business lunch at Roberta's, I decided to do the ordering for my lunch companion. Without even thinking about the fact that she's what she calls herself a recovering vegetarian, I ordered a cheeseburger, a pizza with sausage among other toppings, and a calzone loaded with ham. She arrived just about the same time the cheeseburger did, which would've maybe been okay except that the cheeseburger was so damn good our business conversation ground to a halt.

Who knew that the Roberta's folks—justifiably renowned for their pizza, their way with pork, and the tasting menus that are so popular there are currently 400 people on its wait list—served a killer burger that would render me speechless?

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New Orleans: Get a Steamer on Bourbon Street at Clover Grill

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[Photograph: Grav Weldon]

Clover Grill

900 Bourbon Street, New Orleans LA 70116 (map); 504-525-9053, clovergrill.com
Cooking Method: Steamed on a flat griddle
Short Order: 24 hours a day, you can get the best steamed burger in the French Quarter featuring a 1/2-pound patty steamed under a real hubcap
Want Fries with That? They come from a foodservice bag, but are far better with chili and cheese
Prices: Burger, $5.79; cheese, +$1; w/bacon, mushrooms, egg or chili, +$1.49; w/extra patty, + $4.29; fries, $2.79

Bourbon Street is known for its laissez-faire attitudes, for bars and strip joints, souvenir shops and voodoo houses. The restaurants along the way range from Café Beignet's pastries and sandwiches to Galatoire's fine upscale dining. But where do you go for a burger on the street best identified with New Orleans?

You go to Clover Grill, that's where. The little diner at the corner of Bourbon and Dumaine is popular with the LGBT crowd, and it's the one place you can get a burger 24 hours a day in the French Quarter. It ain't cheap, but it is dependably good.

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Hailey, Idaho: Burgers, Beers, and Bikes at Power House

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[Photograph: David Kover]

Power House

411 North Main Street, Hailey ID 83333 (map); 208-788-9184; powerhouseidaho.com
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: A pretty good burger that could be even better with a few tweaks
Want Fries with That? Yep, they're full of Idaho potato flavor
Price: cheeseburger, $8.95; fries, $4

Road bikes and spandex shorts don't exactly fly off the shelves when the temperature drops below freezing. So when Billy Olson opened Power House, a high-end bike shop in snow-prone Hailey, Idaho, he hedged his bets. Alongside the bicycles, Olson decided to peddle pints of beer and a selection of pub food. At the front of the shop, customers can sit at the bar and choose from over 130 beers as they eat a burger and watch footage from the Tour de France. The back of the shop features a bike fit studio and an array of bike gear hanging from the walls.

As a sometimes cyclist and an all-times burger eater, I absolutely fell in love with the dual-purpose concept behind Power House. Which may explain why I found myself wanting to climb over the counter and help them fine-tune their imperfect burgers.

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Los Angeles: A New Year Brings A Delicious New Burger from Rush Street

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[Photographs: Damon Gambuto]

Rush Street

9546 Washington Blvd, Culver City CA 90232 (map); 310-837-9546; rushstreetculvercity.com
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: This Hollywood-sized gastropub production delivers a delicious burger, again!
Want Fries with That? This solid iteration of shoestrings are worth a try, but the truffle fries might be the way to your heart
Prices: Red Eye burger, $13; falafel burger, $10

For some, the start of 2012 marked the year of Mayan doom foretold. For me, the start of the new year reminded me that I am, ahem, of a certain age. That I'm still kicking and screaming about burgers in 2012—a number that once definitively signified "the future" to me—means I must be getting a little long in the tooth. The lyrics to "Auld Lang Syne" are starting to make sense. Perhaps this is the time of year to look ahead by looking back.

I first wrote about Rush Street, the breathtakingly large gastropub and its equally breathtaking burger, in 2009. Back then I showed up with doubts and left a Rush Street believer. When I heard they were serving a New Year's Day hangover remedy in the form of a burger inspired by eggs Benedict I decided to ring in the new year with an old acquaintance.

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Atlanta: Are They Big Sliders or Half-Burgers? Burger Tap Serves Up More Questions Than Answers

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[Photographs: Todd Brock]

Burger Tap

1409 N. Highland Ave. NE, Suite D, Atlanta GA 30306 (map); 888-919-8277; burgertap.com
Cooking Method: Flattop
Short Order: Rectangular half-burgers are tasty, but don't fully satisfy at this start-up still looking for its identity
Want Fries with That? Go with the Korean sweet potato fries, which outshine the other 4 choices
Price: Classic/Southwestern/Sesame, $3.80; Truffle, $5.80; sides, up to $2.80

In three years of professional cheeseburgering, I've never been as conflicted about a joint as I am about Burger Tap. Atlanta's newest patty purveyor has been open less than a month, so I know it won't be a well-oiled machine right out of the blocks; a restaurant can (and should) gradually evolve as it finds its way with its clientele. But first impressions count, too. And my knee-jerk take on Burger Tap is a mixed bag. For every thing this fledgling eatery gets right, there are multiple other things that leave me scratching my head in bewilderment.

Let's start with the obvious. That photo above is of one of the burgers, exactly as it comes. I did not cut it in half before photographing it. The quarter-pounders at Burger Tap look, well, rectangular—approximately four inches by two inches. Not sliders per se, but awfully damn close.

Four varieties comprise the menu. Served medium well and open-faced, the carefully-piled toppings and artfully-laden sauces make for a pretty presentation. Executive chef Sean Park has a ton of high-end SoCal sushi cheffing on his resume, with that attention to detail (and perhaps an affinity for cutesy-small portion sizes) showing here.

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Midtown West: 3Bs at FoodParc Tops Their Own Excellent Burgers

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[Photographs: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

3Bs at FoodParc

839 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY (map); 646-600-7140; foodparc.com/eateries/3bs
Cooking Method: Griddled
Short Order: One of the best burgers in the city with some tasty variations
Want Fries With That? Absolutely: The skinny fries are crisp and well seasoned
Price: Reuben, $8.95; French Onion, $8.45; Crackling, $9.45; french fries, $2.95; 3Bs Chili, $6.75

When we first wrote about FoodParc, the midtown casual dining destination conceived and executed by Ed Schonfeld last September, we casually mentioned that the burger at 3Bs was "perhaps one of the top 5 under $10 in New York right now," I think we were understating. After having sampled that original burger a few more times—the one made with the Pat LaFrieda blend that features hanger steak, crisp fried onion rings, melted American cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and a special Thousand Island-esque sauce on a potato roll—I'm confident in saying that it's one of the top 5 burgers in the city for any price (don't ask me to name the other four).

So I was excited to hear that they were adding a few more options to their lineup.

I'm not really one to judge a burger joint on its toppings—more often than not, burger joints with crazy toppings use them to cover up an inferior product (see Exhibit A: The Counter)—but in this case, with such a great burger as the base, what harm could a few crazy toppings do?

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Milwaukee: The Decent, the Bad, and the Ugly at Milwaukee Ale House in Grafton

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[Photographs: Lacey Muszynski]

Milwaukee Ale House

1208 13th Ave, Grafton WI 53024 (map); 262-375-BEER; ale-house.com
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: Major kitchen issues turn ok burgers into bad or worse; stick with the brews
Want Fries With That? The frozen fries are the least greasy and offensive of all the sides and apps I tried
Price: Red Hot burger, $8.95; bacon stuffed bacon burger, $10.95; Ale House cheeseburger, $8.50; beer batter cheese curds, $7.95; bowl of steak chili, $4.99

Well, I finally did it—I sent a burger back to the kitchen. I've always made it clear that I only intend to send back a burger if it is in some way inedible, such as if eating it could potentially make me sick or if something non-food accidentally got in there.

I wasn't expecting to have to send a burger back at Milwaukee Ale House's Grafton location. In spring of 2011, the owners of North Star Bistro, a well-respected restaurant here in Milwaukee, took ownership of the Grafton location and revamped the menu. There's been talk of implementing the new menu at the flagship downtown location as well (where the actual brewing of their beers takes place), but to my knowledge that hasn't happened yet.

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Los Angeles: An Overdone Burger at Cafe Stella

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[Photographs: Damon Gambuto]

Cafe Stella

3932 West Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles CA 90029 (map); 323-666-0265; cafestella.com
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: This otherwise charming French cafe serves an overwrought fancy-pants burger that isn't worth your time
Want Fries with That? Yes; if only they could make a burger equal to these tasty, skinny-cut fries
Prices: Stella Burger w/fries, $12

Cafe Stella sits in the cool-kid heart of Los Angeles' hipster, Eastside neighborhood of Silverlake. It's at the intersection of Sunset and Santa Monica Boulevards that has come to be known as Sunset Junction. The Junction was the site of the first protest against police harassment of gay establishments (two years before the Stonewall Rebellion in New York City) and one of the legendary A Different Light bookstores. These days the area has traded in its protest movement bona fides for a healthy dose of hipster consumerism, but its Bohemian roots are still apparent.

Cafe Stella's opening about 13 years ago was one of the sparks for this transformation. The stylish Stella would become the preferred watering hole to the creative types who had a little extra money and a longing for some authentic French fare. In this capacity it's hard to argue with Stella's appeal. The traditional bistro food and Parisian cafe vibe are among the best versions you'll find in Los Angeles, so when I heard there might be a tasty burger on the menu I listened up. I stopped in for lunch (the burger is a daytime menu item) the other day and found a burger, but it was far from tasty.

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