Slideshow: We Spend Valentine's Day at White Castle

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The 2012 2013 Menu

That's right, folks. On February 14, it's the Love Castle.

Decadence at The Castle
Decadence at The Castle

Hershey's kisses and heart-shaped candies adorned our red plastic tablecloth.

Setting the Mood
Setting the Mood

We were jealous of the couple sitting across the room from us. Their table got a real, live candle!

Dinner is Served
Dinner is Served

Share A Meal B ($10) was brought to the table by our lovely hostess / server.

Slider Heaven
Slider Heaven

After some healthy debate, we ordered this selection of five Jalapeño sliders, five original sliders, and two medium fries. We also splurged on extra cheese for all the burgers and one of the fries. Also pictured are the Mac N Cheese Nibblers ($1.79 for 5) and a bacon cheeseburger ($1.28).

Beauty Shot
Beauty Shot

Look at that baby. So much bun for such a little patty!

All Lined Up
All Lined Up

The sliders had a military grace to them.

Mac N Cheese Bites ($1.70 for 5)
Mac N Cheese Bites ($1.70 for 5)

These are exactly what they look like—fried lumps of instant mac 'n cheese.

Ground Zero
Ground Zero

We totaled our order. In a ravenous, post-apocalyptic survival mode kind of way.