Win the Oregon Lottery and you could buy that thing you've always wanted ... you know, a quintet of nubile, nightgown-clad women running towards you through an idyllic meadow while hauling an impossibly gigantic burger. [Commercial by Borders Perrin Norrander.]

About the author: Robyn Lee is the editor of A Hamburger Today and takes many of the photos for Serious Eats. She'll also doodle cute stuff when necessary. Read more from Robyn at her personal food blog, The Girl Who Ate Everything.