[Photograph: Robyn Lee]

While eating burgers at SeaWorld with my brother, I peered over to his plate and saw the partially eaten burger pictured above. An enthralling exchange ensued:

Me: "What the heck? What is up with that?"

Him: "I always eat my burgers this way."

Me: "...What."

In my 25 years of knowing my brother I can't recall him—or any other human, for that matter—eating a burger...circumferentially. Which makes me think I don't know my brother very well.

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