[Photograph: Kevin Pang]

In case you ever wondered what would happen if you combined a McRib, Filet-O-Fish, Southern-Style Chicken Sandwich, and bacon and cheese Angus Deluxe, here's your answer: The McRushmore, four meats rolled into one monstrosity of a sandwich. Ernest Wilkins of RedEye Events and Kevin Pang of Chicago Tribune made and taste tested one so you don't have to. As for whether Ernest would ever eat another one, his answer: "Two words: Hell. and No." [via The Food Section]