Thanks to everyone who submitted haikus to our Happy Star Slanket Contest! After reading all the entries, we chose nycburgerjunkie as the winner:

Are you a blanket?
A muumuu, a robe, or what?
Less thought, more burger.

One judge praised the haiku for not trying too hard, nor having any awkward grammar in it, while another appreciated the complexity of "questioning the identity of the slanket, then reverting back to pro-burger thought." ...And some of us just liked that it had "muumuu" in it.