Kuma's Corner: A Chicago Burger Even Upton Sinclair Would Love
Serious Eats contributor Daniel Zemans checks in with a piece of intel on the Windy City burger scene. Daniel also blogs about Chicagoland pizza with his friends on the Chicago Pizza Club blog. —The Mgmt.

Kuma’s Corner
2900 W. Belmont Ave, Chicago, IL 60618 (map); 773-604-8769; kumascorner.com
Cooking Method: Grilled
Short Order: The creative burgers are so good that this heavy metal bar is often overrun with a decidedly non-metal crowd
Want Fries With That? Absolutely! The waffle fries are cooked to perfection and the housemade chips are even better
Price: $10 to $13
Notes: In the summer, outdoor seating is available in back, but the extra grill space devoted to the additional tables means no orders to go during those months
Chicago has been the center of America’s beef world since the Union Stock Yards opened on Christmas Day, 1865. The city's status as the hub of the growing national railroad network and proximity to Midwestern cattle farms ensured that as the country and its demand for meat grew, so too did Union Stock Yards. By 1900, the Stock Yards was 475 acres and had 130 miles of railroad track and 50 miles of roads, and the city’s meatpacking industry employed more than 25,000 people and produced over 80 percent of the meat eaten in the United States.
By the late 1950s, technological advances eliminated the need for a large centralized slaughterhouse and part of Chicago's place as the epicenter of the meat industry withered away. But while the cattle may have stopped pouring in and out of Chicago, the cattle futures market remained at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, thereby retaining the city's importance in the beef-eating world and beef’s importance in the city’s self image. Given that history, it should come as no surprise that the hamburger is well represented in Chicago.

In the middle of 2005, Matt Cain opened Kuma’s Corner in Avondale, a working-class neighborhood on the northwest side that has consistently been a first American home for immigrants and has recently become a landing place for hipsters. After a couple of different radical menu overhauls, Kuma’s found and mastered its niche by 2007: a metal bar that sells some incredible and creative hamburgers. While the heavily tatted and pierced staff surely scared off some more straight-laced prospective diners in the early days, Kuma’s has evolved into a culinary destination for burger-lovers of all stripes—so much so that it is common for people to wait well over an hour to get seated.
Kuma’s offers 22 different burgers, 20 of which are named after heavy metal bands. The other two burgers are the eponymous Kuma Burger and a rotating monthly special typically named after a popular current news story (one of which was mentioned on AHT). I have not yet had every burger on Kuma's menu, but it is high on my to do list. One thing that has slowed me down is that the Kuma Burger is so good, it’s hard for me to not order it.

The Kuma Burger features 10 ounces of coarsely ground beef—like every burger at Kuma’s—and is topped with cheddar cheese, bacon and a fried egg. Between the juice from the meat and the egg yolk, there seems to be danger of making an inedible mess after a couple of bites. But the pretzel roll on which every burger at Kuma's is served is capable of absorbing an astounding amount of liquid.
There are places where so much is made of the toppings that the actual burger is an afterthought. That is not the case at Kuma’s at all; my rare burger was cooked perfectly. There was a nice crisp layer on the outside and the center was warm, soft meat. Combined with the crisp and chewy bacon, melted cheese, and molten egg, every bite had an incredible melding of flavors and textures. And because there is so much meat, there was no danger of the burger being overwhelmed by the toppings, something that has held true on every Kuma’s burger I’ve tried, from the Iron Maiden (avocado, cherry peppers, pepper jack, chipotle mayo) to the High On Fire (Sriracha, prosciutto, roasted red pepper, grilled pineapple, sweet chili paste).

When I visited Kuma's Corner in late May, my plan was, as it always is when I go, to finally try the Goblin Cock, which is basically a bacon cheddar burger with a fully dressed quarter-pound Chicago-style hot dog on top. But once again, I was distracted, that time by the monthly special, the Swine Flu. That burger featured fried tortilla strips, chorizo hash, roasted green chiles, pico de gallo, fresh cilantro, and a cream sauce. It was not my favorite burger that I've had at Kuma's, but the competition in that category is fierce. Other than the fried tortilla strips not retaining any crunch at all, the Swine Flu was an excellent burger. While it did not earn a permanent place on the menu, I do hope that chorizo hash will reappear on another burger there soon.
Even though Kuma's Corner has exploded in popularity over the last couple of years, it remains very much a neighborhood bar. There are regulars who know each other and everyone who works there, and Cain has been noticeably generous in hosting fundraisers for small local causes. The combination of good people, incredible burgers, and an impressive beer list that's dominated by craft brews has been a winning one for Kuma's. There have been rumors of Kuma's expanding to other cities, but so far it has not happened. Cain rejected the Venetian's overtures regarding an expansion into Las Vegas, but he has expressed willingness to branch out into cities like Milwaukee, Cleveland, and Pittsburgh. I would advise residents of those cities to start a letter-writing campaign immediately.
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21 Comments:
I'm checking this place out when I head to Chicago at the end of August. I'm actually leaning towards the one with pancetta, brie, and bourbon soaked pears!
pastry262 at 10:52AM on 07/30/09
Bongzilla looks awesome.
jakeyd at 11:12AM on 07/30/09
more like a two (+) hour wait. the only time it isn't horrendous seems to be about 3pm on a weekday... you know, when everyone's working. I haven't been since I was unemployed in the winter, which is too bad because the burgers are phenomenal, but I just don't have that kind of time. at least the line at Hot Doug's around the corner moves (and that wait can be up to an hour).
if you're going though may I recommend the Judas Priest, the Mastadon, or the YOB.
anysuchname at 11:14AM on 07/30/09
The burgers look great. But...and maybe I'm just an old man...I kind of get tired of the 'chuck everything but the kitchen sink, oh, go ahead and chuck the sink on' approach to burgers.
My perfect burger is about a half pound of beef, full of flank and short rib and all the wonderful off-cuts, cooked on a griddle to just short of medium, with a few slices of mild cheddar and maybe some bacon, on a soft potato roll. Some people want peppers or onions or mushrooms or Swiss cheese...fine, I say. They can have them. But if I wanted a Chicago dog, I'd order one. I don't want it showing up on my burger. Why add all those flavours to something already so good? I don't want tortillas in my burger any more than I want burgers in my cereal.
It is of course blasphemy to put ketchup on a dog. Why aren't burgers treated with the same love and respect?
I grew up in Chicago, but only get back maybe once or twice a year. When I go I want the following things:
1) Pizza. Sausage and cheese. Deep dish.
2) A couple of dogs (mustard only) at Comiskey.
3) a Schoop's double cheeseburger with extra pickles.
I do not wish a burger with nachos or a party hat contained within. People wouldn't dream of putting this on a steak...why put it on a burger?
NotAmerican at 11:51AM on 07/30/09
Fried egg is one of my favorite burger toppings.
bobbob at 12:19PM on 07/30/09
Not a fan of the pretzel roll......I'll stick to the original soft and feathery light potato bun (and an Egg Bun will do just fine as well)
Im getting hungry thinking about it!
Lvn4life at 1:09PM on 07/30/09
Kuma's is in the Burger Conquest top 10 and has the honor of being the only burger to make me cry!!
http://bit.ly/ETbPG
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BurgerConquest at 1:20PM on 07/30/09
The Goblin Cock was almost too much deliciousness to eat in one serving, but I managed. Try the "Slayer"--topped with anger! (also gets rid of the pretzel roll, if you don't dig those...) @NotAmerican--certainly there are plenty of places in Chicago where you can get a good burger without anything else on it--go there, so we can get served faster at Kuma's.
bruisedbuddha at 2:55PM on 07/30/09
Last time I was there I had the Neurosis: cheddar, swiss, sautéed mushrooms, caramelized onions, horseradish mayo.
My brother and I went there on a Friday at 1:30, got seated at 3:00, and left the place at around 4:30.
At around 3:30 there were a few open tables, but by the time we left there was another line outside.
Be prepared for a wait. If you've got nothing else to do, it's worth it.
photovox at 3:15PM on 07/30/09
I just read the menu and many burgers sound interesting. Question for those who have been there: Can you order a burger "your way?" In my case that would be with lettuce, mustard, raw onion, and a pickle on the side? Plus a tall cold one, of course...
richopp at 3:19PM on 07/30/09
While visiting my son in Chicago last year, we did a mini food tour. Among the great places we ate, was Hot Doug's complete with duck fat fries, Smoque (heaven) and Kuma's Corner. I had the Mastodon, which was great, but I wasn't so crazy about the pretzel roll...trying to be the star, when really a supporting player. My son kept raving about the waffle fries, but was embarrased by how soggy and frankly, inedible, they were. I guess it was a bad night. One morning was spent at the Lincoln Park Green Market, one of the best I've ever been to. Chicago-definitely my kind of town.
Bhdancegirl at 8:00PM on 07/30/09
I'm not a fan of mushrooms or horseradish, but the fact that anyone would name a burger after Neurosis has me overwhelmed.
alexlv at 9:21PM on 07/30/09
I sort of don't think it's worth a trip to Kuma's if all you want is a burger "your way." Yes, the meat is delicious and well seasoned and could, in theory, stand on it's own, but the whole point of Kuma's is to experience their creativity and menu options you can't get anywhere else. I guess it depends on what you would wait 2 hours for. . . (the last time I was there we arrived at 7 pm on a Monday and weren't seated until after 9).
I highly recommend the Mastadon. Oh man, I need to get back soon!
happyscrappy at 11:32PM on 07/30/09
Waffle fries = Fail fries...
Why put that much effort into a great burger only to zip open a frozen bag from Sysco ?
Chefhorn at 9:09AM on 07/31/09
Quoting from the original post:
"There are places where so much is made of the toppings that the actual burger is an afterthought. That is not the case at Kuma’s at all; my rare burger was cooked perfectly."
That is surprising because I've been to Kuma's several times and have always received an over-cooked burger. It seems to me like the burgers are, if not an afterthought, then victims of the inconsistencies of grilling combined with an overwhelmingly hectic kitchen pace.
That being said, I do love that High On Fire.
My favorite thing about Kuma's is that despite all of the national press and attention they've received (and continue to receive) and after becoming a "burger destination" attracting all sorts of visitors who would ordinarily never set foot into a metal bar, they have not changed one bit to cater to the new clientele. Kuma's is still very much a metal bar, with sleazy artwork on the walls and blasting the angry hate music.
One bit of advice regarding the wait times: Because of the configuration of their dining room and tables, the larger your party, the longer you will wait. A party of two is ideal. A party of four is manageable. But they only have two tables (inside) that can accommodate a party of six, and you'll wait forever to get one of those. It gets a little better in the summer when the back patio is open, but while that increases the number of tables, the grill is as tiny as ever so the wait for your food will likely be even longer.
jjchampion at 9:56AM on 07/31/09
@Lvn4life: I understand your concern about pretzel rolls and ordinarily I'm not a huge fan. But at Kuma's, I think the extra heft provided by a pretzel roll is necessary to handle the burger and toppings.
@Chefhorn: The homemade chips are better than the waffle fries, but, and this could be simply because of the bliss the burger provides, the waffle fries are surprisingly good - crisp outside, soft middle. I'd be surprised if they're using a crappy brand of frozen fries
@happyscrappy: Agreed 100%. The patty itself is very good, but if there's a plain burger anywhere worth the kind of wait normally required at Kuma's.
@jjchampion: That's surprising you've gotten overcooked burgers consistenly and mine have always been done correctly. Maybe they've mastered cooking rare burgers but have trouble with other temperatures. How are you ordering your burgers?
Daniel Zemans at 12:29PM on 07/31/09
I haven't been to Kuma's yet but I've read a lot about it. Will have to try.
Have you been to Charlie Beinlich's in Northbrook though? They make a great and highly sought after burger...
Chew on That at 4:53PM on 07/31/09
The pretzel roll *makes* the burger. It's fantastic.
rubinow at 5:35PM on 07/31/09
I moved away from Chicago in January and wish that Kuma's would open a location here in California. I'm partial to the Kuma's burger as well as the Led Zepplin. Mmmm.
@Bhdancegirl - Hot Doug's and Smoque are the other places I miss from Chicago! Yummy.
disbelief11 at 2:30AM on 08/01/09
Kuma's has really gone downhill. It's not just the wait, or even the replacement of the delicious hand cut fries with frozen waffle fries, even the burgers have deteriorated in quality. They lost one of their chefs (the guy who did the Fu Machu burger, hence it no longer being on the menu). Things haven't been the same since. The last two times I've gone in there the burger was over cooked (I order medium rare and there wasn't a hint of pinkness), and so over salted that I literally felt ill by the time I was done eating it.
Damn shame this happened to a place that just two years ago I would have sworn up and down was the best burger in Chicago, and one of the best in the country.
PaulyWalnuts at 2:26PM on 08/01/09
happyscrappy,
Thanks for your reply. I saw Kuma's on TV over the weekend and some of the toppings did look good. Next trip to Chicago I will try for a visit. However, PaulyWalnuts' comment might send me to Hot Doug's first...I have been hearing about it for ages, so want to give it a try.
richopp at 12:40PM on 08/03/09