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Russia Takes Control of Struggling Burger King Chain

bug-qb-onion.jpgThe Onion: "Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin expects no changes for the company's core business model other than altering the firm's motto to say, 'Have it Our Way.' Said Putin, 'We are certain in time customers will come to enjoy our large brick-like Russian-style burger.'"

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