Burger Thing: The Fifth Third Burger
Yes. We've seen it. You can stop emailing us about it now.
The Fifth-Third Burger is a 1.66-pound burger thing that's available at the West Michigan Whitecaps Fifth Third Ballpark in Comstock Park, Michigan.
It's got a bunch of crap on it: 1.66 pounds of beef, lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili, and Fritos (even though they look more like Doritos in the picture). All on an eight-inch sesame seed bun. Officially it feeds one to four people. It costs $20. [via Dylan M]