Eat This, Not That!, Chili’s Smokehouse Bacon Triple-The-Cheese Big Mouth Burger with Jalapeno Ranch Dressing: "You know this burger's in trouble when it takes more than 20 syllables just to identify it. You’ll be face to face with two-and-a-half day’s worth of fat—a full third of which is saturated." Not like you were eating that burger for health anyway.
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