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A Hamburger Walks into a Bar: 14 Variations

Posted by Adam Kuban, February 25, 2009 at 5:10 PM

"A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hey, you're quite a celebrity in here. We've even got a sandwich named after you!' The hamburger looks confused and asks, 'Really? You've got a sandwich named Steve?'" 13 more, at Coldmud »

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Tags: burger weirdness, Coldmud, funny

5 Comments:

Lame. Only the kangaroo one is almost on the verge of being funny.

Sakura at 6:20PM on 02/25/09

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says (as all bartenders say)........

"So what'll it be, Mac?"

barrypopik at 11:04PM on 02/25/09

A hamburger walks into a bar.

(That's gotta hurt. I mean, we're talking a massive loss of sesame seeds and ketchup right there.)

barrypopik at 11:07PM on 02/25/09

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

One looks at the other and says, "Dam!"

PhotoKirk at 9:14AM on 02/26/09

A hamburger walks into a bar in New York...and asks the bartender for a drink...

"This is New York, we don't server your kind here" says the bartender

"What do you mean?" Says the hambuger

"You're clearly ground chuck, not the La Frieda blend. This is New York, and we ONLY serve the La Frieda blend." bartender says

"But that doesn't make any sense. You only serve hamburger meat ground from one distributor?" hamburger says

"That's right. And its going to stay this way for the entire city unless Shake Shack decides to change the rules."

So the hamburger leaves and is eaten at a barbeque in July and loved, and there isnt any New York douches around to ask what the blend is, or the %fat.

zaeatah at 9:41AM on 02/26/09

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