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We Smell Burger King Flame

And It Smells Nothing Like Burgers

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Thanks to Nick Solares, who picked up some vials of Burger King's Flame body spray, we were all able to get a whiff and issue these smelling notes. I waved the vial under the noses of a handful of folks:

Gordon: "It smells like cologne."

Michele: "Like aftershave. It smells like a hetero man trying to be even more hetero."

My girlfriend: "Like a truckstop bathroom air freshener."

Raphael: "It smells like this G.I. Joe action figure I had that would spit out a liquid you filled it with. Or like this girl I dated in junior high who had a leather jacket that smelled just like that."

I think it smells like Lincoln Logs—a weird musky combination of pine and tar. Nobody surveyed thought it registered any hint of meat. Though I would love to know what Chandler Burr thinks of it.

And I learned from the survey that I should probably stick to Brut if I want to keep the girlfriend happy.

11 Comments:

I wish it smelled like a burger.

What does class smell like? I think we have an answer.

IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE A BURGER.

W. T. F.

It sounds more like it's trying to smell like a campfire or actual "flame" than flame-broiled burgers. I would seriously question the sanity of someone who would purposely want to smell like a burger. Can you imagine all the dogs in the neighborhood chasing the poor fool down the street?

It smells like meat about as much a a veggie burger tastes like meat, in other words not at all.

I smelled like BK when I worked there in college.
Trust me, you DO NOT want to smell like that!

HAHA @Kyle, I used to come home smelling like McDonald's.

My mom used to tell me it was seeping from my pores LOL

@roboppy I cannot believe it. This will require some sort of... doing.

Maybe we could all go to Burger King and order a plain hamburger with no bun and then smear the patty all over our chests.

Maybe that's step one, and then step two is the spray...?

we smelled it too: http://flavorwire.com/5785/flame-broiled-meat-the-new-man-musk#more-5785

and now our whole office smells like adolescent b.o.

I heard if it's too strong for you, BK will let you wash up in their sinks

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