On tonight's episode of How I Met Your Mother, Doogie Howser's character meets Regis Philbin at his gym, and they somehow get to talking about the best burger in New York City:

It was the best burger I ever had. I still have dreams about this burger. Beautiful, haunting dreams. I wake up at night screaming, 'Get out of my head, burger! Get out!"

"That's the one Mr. Philbin! Do you remember where it is?"

"No. I never wrote it down. But not a day goes by that I don't regret it. Why? Why? Do you know where it is? And if you tell me it's the Corner Bistro, I'm gonna smack you right in the face!"

Obviously, Regis doesn't read A Hamburger Today. We would have helped him find that burger.

The episode it titled "The Best Burger in New York" and airs on CBS tonight at 8:30 ET/PT. Doublecheck your local listings. [Tip o' the hat to: Raphael and Preston C.]