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Third Avenue: Hamburger Row

If it's Tuesday, it must be time for another review from Nick Solares. Nick is also the publisher of Beef Aficionado, his blog that explores beef beyond burgerdom.

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There are lot of famous streets in New York City. Broadway is, of course, known for the theater, Wall Street as the heart of the city's financial center, and 45th Street as "steak row," although almost all of the chophouses that gave the street its name have since moved or closed.

I would like to nominate Third Avenue in Manhattan as "Hamburger Row." Not because it is so densely populated with burger establishments—I am sure that there are numerous stretches of suburban highway that pack in more burger joints per mile—but because Third Avenue has an amazing variety of burgers, representing virtually all genres of the beloved sandwich, not to mention some of the finest examples of their respective breeds.

Staring downtown and working north, here is an admittedly incomplete list of burger spots that offer a wide variety of styles. I am not including fast food chains, although I am fairly certain that all the major players have at least one or two locations along the Avenue.

Blue 9

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A virtual clone of the vaunted In N Out Burger, Blue 9 offers New Yorkers the closest thing to a "California" style burger - thin fresh patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, "special sauce" on a plain white bun- without actually leaving the city. Reviewed by Adam back in 2005. 92 Third Avenue, New York NY 10003 (at 12th Street; map); 212-979-0053

Joe Junior

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I reviewed Joe Junior a few weeks ago and at the time called "as classic an example of the "diner-style" cheeseburger as you will find" 167 Third Avenue, New York NY 10003 (at 16th Street; map); 212-473-5150

Molly's

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Of all the Irish Pubs in New York, I think Molly's really is the quintessential example of the genre. The low ceiling, poor lighting, and sawdust on the floor, not to mention the thick Irish brogue that almost all of the staff speak with adds a level of authenticity that most pubs on these shores lack. Molly's offer a big, thick, coarsely ground "pub" burger that despite its large size is quite loose and flaky in composition. 287 Third Avenue, New York NY 10010 (at 22nd Street; map); 212-889-3361

Jackson Hole

I have to admit that I am not the biggest fan of the type of burger that Jackson Hole pioneered at their original Queens location back in the early 1970s—seven-ounce burgers so thick that in addition to griddle cooking they require an inverted metal dome be placed atop to essentially steam-cook them through. While there are numerous examples of this style of burger to be found in New York (Paul's, Cozy and Silver Spurs all offer variations on the theme), the fact that Jackson Hole is the originator of the archetype merits its inclusion here. 521 Third Avenue, New York NY 10016 (at 35th Street; map); 212-679-3264; jacksonholeburgers.com

Wollensky's Grill

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OK, technically Wollesnky's Grill is located on 49th Street, but the USDA Prime beef that makes up the burgers comes from the adjacent Smith and Wollensky Steakhouse, which is located on Third Avenue. The burger here is everything you expect from a steakhouse burger—thick, juicy, flame-broiled, using top-quality beef and served with homemade steak fries that are excellent. 201 East 49th Street, New York NY 10022 (at Third Avenue; map); 212-753-1530; smithandwollensky.com

Houston's

Houston's is a national chain but one that offers food of a higher quality than your Applebee's and Red Robins. Hamburger Matty Jacobs reviewed Houston's in 2005 and found that they turned out a "most definitely tasty burger." 153 East 53rd Street, New York NY (b/n Third and Lexington; map); 212-888-3828; hillstone.com/#/restaurants/houstons

P.J. Clarke's

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You will have trouble finding a bar with as storied a past as P. J. Clarke's. It's been in business for well over a hundred years. It has learned a thing or two during the last century, turning out a burger that, aside from being utterly consistent, is also often and deservedly included on those ubiquitous "Top Burger" lists. Indeed, George Motz thought highly enough of Clarke's to included it in his book, Hamburger America. 915 Third Avenue, New York NY 10022 (at 55th Street; map); 212-317-1616; pjclarkes.com

J. G. Melon

If P. J. Clarke's had never opened, I think George Motz might have included J. G. Melon in his book instead. The Upper East Side saloon offers an equally captivating burger and one that has developed a staunch following. 1291 Third Avenue, New York NY 10021 (at 74th Street; map); 212-744-0585

Sassy's Sliders

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I think my case for nominating Third Avenue as Hamburger Row would be a lot weaker without the inclusion of a mini burger. Fortunately, Third Avenue has Sassy's Sliders, reviewed by Hamburger Matty Jacobs back in 2005. 1530 Third Avenue, New York NY 10028 (at 86th Street; map); 212-828-6900; sassyssliders.com


So there you have it, my case for Third Avenue as Hamburger Row. I am sure I have left out some very good burgers but I think that I have covered the major types. From California-style to sliders to pub burgers to steakhouse burgers to good old diner burgers, Third Avenue has a lot to offer the burger aficionado.

16 Comments:

I love sliders. I've always had a special place in my stomach for them and I've tried Sassy's 3 times in the last 2 years.

Their burgers are horrible.

I admit that the first time I was drunk, so I can't give an accurate review from that visit, but I remember thinking it was bad.

So bad, that I somehow found myself getting out of a cab up in Harlem outside of White Castle. I live over 60 blocks away from White Castle (2.7 mi.) so I paid roundtrip with tip $20 to get $12 worth of "murder burgers" as the neighborhood people call White Castle burgers.

The next time, I was in the area buying a team jersey at Modell's across the street and I decided to give it another go. I order 2 sliders and the meat was a tasteless, gristle filled (I thought I broke a tooth) mess. The whole burger was a bit limp, the bun was soggy and had a funny aftertaste. I threw it out and told my girlfriend to never let me buy them again.

My girlfriend obviously hates me, because a year later, I was in the area and I went in and she didn't remind me. Once again, they were just horrible. Really vile stuff. I'd say you would have to be drunk to enjoy them, but I'm proof that its not enough. Now I admit I didn't try anything else on the menu (veggie burgers, fries, etc.) but I don't really branch out when I'm at the Castle either.

If you want a decent slider in that area, go around the corner to Pizzeria Uno's (on 86th, between 2nd and 3rd so it kinda works..) They serve 3 patties on 3 soft sesame buns with Buffalo Cheddar and a spicy sauce. Unfortunately, these are about the only really tasty burgers on their menu and the service is spotty, so do what I do: sit at the bar and order.

@Turkishjade,
Wow, a vote for Pizzeria Uno's!

@Nick,
Thanks for the list. I will have to make a third ave burger tour at some point.

What a great idea. I guess that's why I called it "Hamburger Alley" and did a walking tour for the Institute of Culinary Education last year. Great minds think alike! -- Mr. Cutlets

@Cutlets: Thanks. I was trying to remember what you called that stretch. Any plans for a walking tour this year?

In the spirit of celebrating variety, I would add Better Burger to the list. Not necessarily because I like it, but more so to prove your point that 3rd Ave is truly Hamburger Row :)

What about Burger Joint on 3rd Ave. @ 20th St.?

UrzaJR - Burger Joint on 3rd and 20th closed down

Houston's is by far the best burger on the list. It's even better if you split a rack of their delicious ribs and a burger with a friend.
NYCFoodGuy photos and review here.

    Addition to the list:
    The Smith, even though the Russian dressing and bun were weak. The fries were really good, crisp and potatoey. And you can get a burger and a beer for $12 on Sunday nights.

    Hey Nick - For the record I love JG Melon. I tried to put them in the book but they denied many requests for interviews. Oh well.

    This is a solid list by all means. As a hamburger hector myself, I'm ashamed I have yet to get my hands on Blue 9, which I didn't realize, doles out California Style burgers. I've always pondered how wonderful it would be for IN N' OUT to make it all the way to NYC, but if Blue 9 is along the same lines, I just might stop contemplating what if and check it out!

    The Smith on 11th serves a nice burger with a special sauce that isn't overpowering by any means (if you get it on the side and spread it yourself of course).

    Though not relative to this particular site, Sullivan Diner over in my hood, on Sullivan between Houston and Bleecker makes a damn good burger on a nice Portuguese roll. I'm not entirely thrilled with West Village burger options, though the Stoned Crow on Washington PL between MacDougal and 6th serves a great burger (When the kitchen is actually open). I'm so over the dry, gritty junk they spew at Corner Bistro, I don't care how cheap it is.

    Great Blog! Can't wait to read more! There's nothing better than an opinion! Keep it up!

    -The Ubereater
    www.ubereater.com


    Can't say I agree with Jackson Hole but I think Ziggiz deserves a mention. A good, Blue9 style burger, with great fries.

    Blarney Stone at 3rd between 44th and 45th is worth noting as well.

    Please post the cross streets with the addresses, so we can find these places without wearing out our mouses (mice?) on Google Maps.

    The picture of the Blue9 burger above is making me salivate. It looks scrumptious. I'm going to have to take a ride to Five Guy's later to get my fix. It's a shame we don't have the variety of burger joints down here in S. Jersey the rest of the state and surrounding cities have.

    In case anyone is listening, the area is ripe for a franchise to succeed.

    Somebody open an In&Out down here please.....!

    Cheers,

    BWM

    @gustoct: Address cross streets added, along with links to Google maps.

    @raissa: I'm glad Nick didn't add Better Burger. It's not worth visiting.

    I have to agree with you about Hamburger Row, though I wonder about "Row" implying a shorter distance. I feel fine about Hamburger Avenue, but that's just semantics.
    Here's another good 3rd Ave burger: McCormack's (Pub & Restaurant). 365 Third Ave. 212-683-0911.
    Bar can get crowded, and young, but it's a good burger anytime of day or night.

    After my big let down at 67 Burger, I had a Tasty treat at Sassy Sliders!
    Everything was Hot, Fresh and Good!

    I am Not a Sliders Guy, My digestive tract hates W Castle.
    My Cheesed Sliders, Fries and Shake really did the trick. The Fries are way better than average.

    Thanks AHT, I would have walked right by this place. I know because I have walked by for so long!

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