Manhattan: Spitzer's Corner


Spitzer’s Corner unabashedly bills itself as a “gastro pub.” A perusal of the menu indicates that it's paying more than lip service to that concept, as it was created by Wayne Nish and includes such esoteric fare as foie gras–stuffed prunes, a duck confit sandwich and a sweetbread po'boy, as well as three different hamburgers.
The room is designed by Asfour Guzy of Blue Ribbon fame and, while I appreciate the Spartan design, some might find it rather austere. The walls, which are lined with wood from floor to ceiling, are supposedly made from recycled pickle barrels. Long communal picnic tables line the interior, and large windows provide plenty of light during the day and a good view of the local fashionista parade at night.

Spitzer’s Corner has a generous—some might say dizzying—selection of beers. With 39 on tap (but sadly no hand-drawn ales) and well more than 40 bottled beers, the beverage options dwarf the food menu. While the former might be a tyranny of choices, the burgers on offer are easier to choose between. They are the Kobe beef burger, the hickory short-rib burger, and the three-to-an-order Spitzer’s sliders.
The Hickory burger comes with barbecue onions and hickory sauce and is available either plain or with bacon, cheddar, blue cheese, or even a cheval—with a fried egg on top. The sliders come with bacon and cheddar, and the Kobe burger comes naked. All the burgers are served on brioche buns. Fries are not included and cost $4; while not cheap, they are quite good, being both golden and crisp. But for a real treat, try the duck-fat potato cake ($6).
The Kobe Burger

The Kobe burger is billed as “100 percent Kobe beef.” I doubted this when I noticed that it cost but $16. While $16 is admittedly a lot to pay for a plain hamburger, it would likely cost several multiples of this amount if it were indeed made of real Kobe beef. You see, like Champagne, which can only come from France, Kobe beef can only come from Japan, specifically from the Hyogo Prefecture. True Kobe beef comes from a narrowly defined breed of Wagyu cattle. What is often called “American Kobe” is the result of a cross between the Japanese Black Wagyu and either Black Angus or, in some cases, Longhorn cattle.
I have eaten an alarming amount of both true Japanese Kobe and American Kobe–style beef, and there is no comparison between the two. The former has far more intense marbling and an ethereal butteriness that domestic breeds just do not match; it also is far more expensive. That said, American Kobe can be exquisite, often achieving marbling that could be considered “beyond” the Prime designation established by your good friends at the USDA. The waiter confirmed that the beef here is from American Kobe cattle, so billing the burger as “100 percent Kobe” is a little disingenuous.

In any event, I was heartened that the burger was served plain with only a leaf of (wilted) lettuce as a garnish on the side. While the menu makes the claim that it is “simply the best,” in my opinion it isn’t even the best burger available at Spitzer's Corner. I cannot imagine that a burger, especially one costing as much as this, could be so utterly devoid of juiciness. I ordered mine rare, and yet it exhibited absolutely no succulence. Having it cooked anything beyond medium-rare would doubtless result in a product fit only for National Hockey League use.
In terms of flavor, the patty was unevenly seasoned and, to add insult to injury, was only seasoned on one side. Some bites were salty while others were quite peppery; but there was never a consistent balance of seasoning. The beef itself did not have tremendous flavor either, certainly not what you would expect from Kobe beef.
Texturally it was ground quite coarsely and did not appear to have a very high fat content, not a good formula for achieving juiciness in burgers. The brioche bun was a bit too big for the svelte Kobe patty. I am not a big fan of brioche buns generally; I like the chewy texture they have and they are good at absorbing burger juice (assuming there is any), but I don’t care for the added sweetness they imbue, and I find that their glazed skin can be somewhat unyielding. In this application, the brioche tended to overpower the patty texturally and mask what little flavor could be elicited from the beef.
The Hickory Burger

The hickory burger, priced at $10, has a far better beef-to-bun ratio than the Kobe burger but again suffers from a rather coarse grind and also seems to lack fat content. The beef is from short rib, which is generally a nicely marbled cut, but this burger is too lean to be really juicy. Further, between the brioche, the Hickory sauce, and the barbecue onions that adorn it, the Hickory burger is just too sweet for my palate. The beef, which to be fair, has a pretty good flavor on its own, cannot overcome this sweetness, even a generous slice of Grafton Cheddar was not enough to bring the sandwich back to the savory.
The Sliders

The sliders are better, although I don’t think they necessarily benefit from the bacon. I know I am in the minority here, but I am not a big fan of bacon on burgers. I find that it tends to dominate the palate and obscure the other flavors. I would recommend ordering the sliders here sans sauce and bacon. Despite the obfuscation of flavor from the bacon and sauce, the slider patties are quite tasty and the relative leanness of the beef mix is less offensive in the smaller form. I should note that all the burgers, even the sliders, came out at the correct temperature and even when rare had a decently charred exterior.

I should also mention the service, which is positively glacial. On one visit in the middle of the afternoon, my order was completely forgotten about and had to be retaken half an hour after it was placed. Yet even on subsequent visits, everything took a lot longer than it should have—this is not a well-managed enterprise. Having said that, there is much to like at Spitzer’s Corner: a massive beverage selection, an interestingly designed room, a bustling street scene, and some inventive “gastro pub” cuisine—unfortunately, just not a great burger.
Spitzer's Corner
101 Rivington Street, New York NY 10002 (at Ludlow Street; map)
212-228-0027
Spitzer’s Corner
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13 Comments:
Geeze, Nick. You're going to have to stop taking such beautiful photos of the burgers. If this is what a mediocre burger looks like ... ;)
Adam Kuban at 3:19PM on 05/09/08
A great read Nick. You have made an immediate impact on AHT since joining. Adam sure knows how to pick'em, and must be very proud.
By the way....
esoteric
austere
tyranny
disingenuous
succulence
svelte
imbue
obfuscation
.... all in the same review, and used so naturally, not forced.
I'm impressed and I'm taking notes! :)
FastFoodCritic at 3:54PM on 05/09/08
Yes Nick, a great read but not too accurate.
I've had the Kobe burger multiple times and whenever i've finished there is always a pile of juice on the plate. The bun is definitely sweet but I think that compliments the flavor of the savory burger.
We also disagree on the sliders that you thought were the best of the Spitzer's burgers. They are tasty but the quality of meat cannot compare to the Kobe or the Hickory Shortrib.
Adam is correct though....you take amazing pictures. Perhaps you should give up reviewing and become a photographer?
robsham1 at 7:08PM on 05/09/08
Thanks for the compliments on the writing and photography.
@robsham1 Our experiences are not mutually exclusive. It is possible that you had juicy burgers and I did not. Is it fair to say that I was inaccurate? I don't think so. Here is a autopsy shot I took of the Kobe burger:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/79021978@N00/2462587787/sizes/l/in/set-72157604866673090/
As you can see there is no "pile of juice" on the plate. Is it possible that I went on an off day? Perhaps but a burger that costs $16 should be perfect every time. As for the other burgers I guess we will have to agree to disagree, reviewing is, after all, a subjective exercise. I'll leave it up to Adam to decide if I should keep my quill dry and my aperture open.
Nick Solares at 8:00AM on 05/10/08
Keep dipping the quill in pixels, Nick!
Adam Kuban at 8:46AM on 05/10/08
It appears the newest member of AHT has the thick-skin needed for taking criticism, and the professionalism to respond with a polite explanation. Good stuff. Nobody got hurt, or anything. ;)
But hey, I can't see that autopsy photo, says it's "private". Do I need to join a group in FLICKR?
FastFoodCritic at 6:28PM on 05/10/08
Thanks FFC, the link should work now.
Nick Solares at 7:20PM on 05/10/08
I agree, brioche buns are too sweet and the glazed top, not for me.
Shame about Spitzer's Corner but good to know.
Once again, beautiful photos. I appreciate the thorough and articulate assessment of burgers.
bbrain at 3:55PM on 05/12/08
Just a quick note as the man who sells this restaurant their Kobe. As opposed to American Wagyu, it is 100% Akaushi Kobe. Japanese origin back 40 generations. No cross breeding. Its is grown out in Texas but it is the only true Japanese Kobe allowed outside Japan. Its a 80/20 blend but the fat because of its pure breeding is mostly mono saturated fat which is much healthier that a good 80/20 chuck but the way it renders takes some getting used to on the chefs part which may explain why some come out fatty and some not. There is not a better Kobe available in the United States that approaches this quality and relatively manageable price.
bwallach at 8:12PM on 05/12/08
@bwallach Thanks for your input.
Without letting this devolve too much in to a semantic argument there are those (such as the Japanese Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries (MAFF) and the Japanese Wagyu Registration Association) who would argue that if is not grown in Japan it is not true Wagyu. I don't necessarily subscribe to this but do feel that it is the other factors beyond breed alone that go into developing the cattle for table that have always differentiated domestic and Japanese Kobe beef to my palate. The feeding of beer and whiskey mash and sake massages (although this is mostly for show) plus an immobile life contribute to the flavor. I am curious if you employ these techniques? Also you mention that it is the only Japanese Kobe "allowed" outside of Japan. Allowed by whom?
As for the nature of the fat I don't think the health implications are going to be as much concern as juiciness for most of the AHT readership but I do find it interesting that grass fed beef, which is also high in mono saturated fat, has never made for particularly tasty burgers in my opinion. Maybe burgers are just not supposed to be healthy.
I am interested in your company, do you have a website we can visit or could you refer us to some of your other clients?
Nick Solares at 11:36PM on 05/12/08
FYI
http://www.texasmonthly.com/2007-12-01/feature-7.php
"If Akaushi (“Ah-ka-oo-shee”) sounds like what’s called Wagyu, source of notably succulent Japanese beef, it’s because they’re kissing cousins. Actually, “Wagyu” is a general term meaning “Japanese beef.” The correct name for those famous fatties is Kuroushi—“kuro” meaning “black” and “ushi” meaning “cattle.” (In case you’re wondering, Kobe beef is Kuroushi raised near Kobe, Japan.) Akaushi means “red cattle,” though they’re really reddish-brown. In 1994 eleven lone Akaushi were imported by HeartBrand Beef to its South Texas ranch outside Yoakum. From that small pool, they’ve increased to five thousand and are the only breeding herd outside Japan."
SpandTex Pants at 3:37PM on 05/13/08
Had you been here before the menu got revamped? I live a few doors down and this place held so much promise, yet for food it has been pretty poor every time I've gone. We gave up, settling for just beers. I've had the burger a couple times and when I had it, it was a little overwhelmingly large. I'm tempted to go try it again.
The servers are pretty nice, but it seems a bit of a clusterf*1k. It is totally unclear what to do if you get there at like 4 or 5pm. Order from the bar? Wait for staff? Generally there are 3-4 servers just chatting at the bar.. I think you're supposed to order from the bar so that's what I do now (after waiting 10 minutes or so a few times), but not sure.
Here's hoping it gets good!
eternalX at 5:39PM on 06/24/08
I stiull cant get my head around the Spitzer name. Were there any high priced call girls around? (HA HA)
nhfoodie at 12:15PM on 06/26/08