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If last week's post on Paula Deen's Lady's Brunch Burger was the latest in our P.D.I.T.T.K.U. franchise, then this post is like the director's cut released only on DVD. It's the Big Mike Burger, and it consists of not one, but TWO DIFFERENT PATTIES, all double-teamed Big Mac–stilo on a triple-decker bun. And one of them IS A BUTTER BURGER! (The other patty incorporates chopped pecans.)

This stuff is amazing. When a burger recipe lists subheadings for "Patty #1" and "Patty #2," you know you're heading into seriously uncharted waters. I can't wait to see what kind of burgery Ms. Deen gets up to next.