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Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 4: Bacon, Doughnut, Egg Burger

On Serious Eats, we've got a bit of a running joke about all the ways in which Food Network superstar Paula Deen is trying to kill us (see P.D.I.T.T.K.U. Parts 1, 2, and 3). Introducing the Lady's Brunch Burger, her doughnut-bun burger. Sure, we've championed doughnut burgers on A Hamburger Today before, and Ms. Paula's isn't all that much different:

Sandwiched between sticky glazed doughnuts? Check.

Bacon? Check.

But the Lady steps it over the top by adding ... a FRIED EGG!

61 Comments:

that looks really good...

This totally beats her deep fried cake.

Do you think she really makes stuff like this or is she just doing this to shock people? I hope it's the latter.

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I'll take it without the burger. I like to eat something sweet with my bacon and eggs!

Actually Adam, I don't see cheese anywhere in the photo or the recipe. However, I would add a slice on the top of the burger, and slather the cheese with a thick layer of Hellman's mayo prior to topping it with the egg. Of course, a good Hollandaise sauce would work in place of that mayo ... ;-)

You're right, LPC. I just fixed the post to reflect that. Don't want to get the facts wrong. But, yeah. These things call out for cheese. And Hollandaise!

Hey Adam, Luna's right. No cheese. Though I can totally see thinking there was, because if one is a cheeseburger person as I am, one assumes all burgers have cheese. You know, if you got rid of the burger and substituted a lesser amount of breakfast sausage, it would pretty much be a McGriddle, wouldn't it? This is pretty gross and believe me, normally I can totally get behind the salty/sweet thing, but not with this. Plus, wouldn't the donut "bun" be unuseable as an actual bun. And that's what's making it even more disgusting to me, that all smooshed up, wet, cold icky donut stuff. Eeeewww.

@chisai: I love the McGriddles! What also makes this over the top for me is that she uses TWO donuts. Everywhere else I've seen the donut burger, they've split a single donut to serve as a bun. This is just plain balls out.

Hmmm ... chisai's comment got me thinking. This sandwich needs to be set between two Hollandaise-filled paczski's. Yeah, that's the ticket. :-D

Why not just batter and deep-fry the whole thing?

Now Raphael, that's just silly, the egg would never survi ...

... wait a sec ... take two sausage patties ... make them into slight bowl shapes ... crack the egg into one ... seal it up with the other ... a little egg wash on the outside, some corn meal ... deep-fry it in the skillet ... it'd be a Chicken-Fried-Egg-Stuffed Double-Sausage Patty ... Raphael, you're a genius!!!

I'll just inject lard into my arteries.

I love Paula. She sure knows how to put all of my favorite things together into one wondrous mass of evil.

I love how this is becoming a multi-part piece.

I'm starting to wonder if she's playing some kind of character, you know how the Stephen Colbert on TV isn't the real Stephen Colbert? Is this how she really cooks at home?

I love Paula Deen. She and I could form an unbeatable team, solving crimes and deep-frying otherwise healthy meals.

I think it could use some Cheez-wiz and the doughnuts should be buttered!

I've always wanted to try a donut burger. Sans bacon and fried egg though. That's a little much.

On a serious note, I have made French Toast using day old cake donuts (also called old fashioned donuts at the chains) which was excellent.

I'm completely fine with the egg. Could do with some pickled beetroot, though, and I'm not sold on the doughnut.

OMG - I just want one bite, just one! I can't believe something like this is calling my name :)

Hmm. I could go with various combos of *some* of the elements:
Bacon, hamburger, egg
Doughnut, egg, bacon
Egg, bacon
Doughnut, bacon
Bacon, hamburger
...just not all together.

So if this was a show on brunch... my question is: What sides did she make to go along with this sweet/salty/fatty goodness?

As much as we like to poke fun at Paula for trying to "kill" us, I have to admit, this looks crazily delicious — though I would like to add cheese to it. I would stay away from deep-frying it, though I wouldn't be surprised if PD took it there at some point in the future.

It looks absolutely delicious, and yet scary at the same time. MMMM Triple Coronary Bypass.

Paula Deen Really Is Trying To Kill Us.

I'm going to go read the back links for parts 1 to 3....

Just finished browsing the back links. She is a serial killer and must be stopped! But then again, all the recipes would be great if we didn't have to care about fats and what not. She's a culinary visionary... but for a different species.

I couldn't believe this was even real. I thought the deep-fried cheesecake was bad enough. We had a great laugh about this on the WW board. Thanks Paula--dieting is hard. Your recipe made me feel so sick, I couldn't eat all day :)

Paula's outrageous. I've done a few variations on her gooey butter cake. The trick is to exercise more than you injest. So, if you start exercising now, you can have an entire meal of hers by.....2013?

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.... blech!

Thanks Paula for making the southern sates the highest concentration of morbily obese people on the entire planet!!

The "Doughnut Egg Burger" is about the most moronic, nonsensical pile of garbage I've ever seen her produce - thanks for putting the last few nails in the coffin of the Foodnetwork!

Did any of you SEE this episode? She was laughing so hard as she tried to take a bite, I thought it was going to come out of her nose. Even she thought it was a joke.

I got the "itis" just looking at that. Did anyone see the episode where she fried butter? Sometimes I feel like Paula Deen is some avant-garde performance artist.

Paul Deen is the kind of person you love and you smile and cut up with her and you try never to eat her food. I know lots of Paula Deens. When you go to their house you EAT before you go.
Whats that? collards with pork butt, bacon and fat back? Oh we already ate. Lard in your biscuits too? Wow you been busy.
I made the mistake once of letting a nice old southern lady get me a glass of pot liquor. I never was more productive in the bathroom than that week, almost landed me in the hospital.
I often take a PD recipe and clean it up. For my family her recipes as is do not work.

With this she served baked garlic cheese grits, yogurt parfait, and chocolate chip pancakes with cinnamon (whipped) cream.

if i was the night before my execution, i would definitely order this as my last meal. definitely a better way to die than the injection!

I thought it was interesting that she used non-stick spray on her cast iron pan (saving calories no doubt) but melted butter in her non-stick to fry the egg. May be she should make a hamburger club with donuts top and bottom and a slice of toasted english muffin slathered in mayo in the middle...

I've never understood what people find so amusing about Paula Dean's cooking style. It's really terrible. There is some great good cooked in the the south, but you wouldn't know it by watching her.

Adam, this series of posts has really been great to read. Thank you. I'm Paula's webmaster and I'm going to make sure she gets a peek at the posts, and especially at the comments. For all of you that are wondering, yes Paula really cooks that way and yes, here in the south we really do occasionally eat that way.

I am starting to feel sick. . . I don't think I should have seen this right after my breakfast!

Phil: I was wondering if Paula ever looked around on websites to see what the chatter is. Tell her to add cheese to this burger next time she makes it!

This is the same woman who gave the world the deep fried butter chunk....
http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_34925,00.html

She also has an episode where she makes bread pudding using donuts. Too much!

^The scary thing about that bread pudding recipe was that she didn't come up with that recipe; a fan of hers gave it to her and she prepared the recipe for Paula's Home Cooking.

When I was in the restaurant business in Boston it was standard practice to use sweet rolls and any other bread product (hold the rye) to make the pudding. You just had to adjust the sugar and add cinnamon.

I don't know if this was left out for some reason by the author or any of the commenters, but this idea was STOLEN from the show "The Boondocks," where Robert Freeman sells this very same burger and calls it "The Luther", supposedly because Luther Vandross ate so many that he keeled over from them. In any event, I think P.D. needs to give credit where credit is due.

Oh yeah, and the whole "adding an egg thing" doesn't change the fact that the donut/bacon burger thing was Robert Freeman's. =)

Wow! Look at the posts! Just when one thinks bacon can't be bested.....think again. Love it or hate it..I'll be making my version at home this weekend.
Cheers, TB.

Kimbo - The Luther Burger existed long before the Boondocks TV show. You should do a little homework before you start throwing around accusations.

Adam - I'll be sure to mention it to her along with the hollandaise idea, love that one. Seriously folks, have a sense of humor and a concept of moderation and you'll be a lot happier. Now I'm off to consume a few quarts of clarified butter topped with whipped cream.

That is completely disgusting.

Amen, Margie! That said, look for it on the Burger King value menu any day now...yuk!

I had a friend that worked at Uncle Bubba's (where she films Paula's Party) and he says everytime she would go off the air, she'd spit out the food and go chain smoke. I mean, if she can't even eat it, then maybe she is trying to kill us.

Yes, Paula is definitely outrageous but...I've actually tried some of the more reasonable recipes from her show and they were really good. Uncle Bubba's Seafood Pot Pie, Lady & Son's Fried Pork Chops (deep-fried) were just delicious. Granted, I wouldn't want to eat these fat-laden dishes on a regular basis but every now and then we like to live a little (or die a little?). And all these years I could have put a little sweet relish in my Deviled eggs (PD's Traditional Southern Deviled Eggs). Yum yum!

She makes some stunningly awful, even offensive things on her shows. But my wife and I ate at Lady & Sons when we went to Savannah for our last anniversary, and there was nothing like that on the menu. It was pretty much all traditional deep-South fare. Artery-clogging? Certainly, but nothing bizarre. And it was really good. Definitely the best fried green tomatoes I've ever had, and possibly the best fried chicken.

Only in America do people have the opportunity to work hard and make a success of themselves as PD has done. I don't know anyone who takes her cooking and/or her over the top recipes seriously. She's Burlesque in the finest sense of the term and her large audience appreciates her as much for her acting skills as they do her knife skills.

It's been a whole lot of fun reading these comments. I too have heard of making bread pudding with donuts and it was a Southern recipe. Oh well, nothing succeeds like excess.....

Shouldn't it get dipped again in an egg wash and in panko, and then deep fried. Afterwards, drizzle with molten cheddar when plating..

That sounds like a Paula Deen recipe!

It's all so grotesque. I don't watch her show - she just seems oddly phony, something that can come from seeming, or being just "too" southern. Her accents seems awfully thick, as if she ever left her home town, ever. It's fine that she's got a southern accent but most of my friends from the south just don't layer it on that thickly.

The "meal" isn't a meal, and isn't exactly cooking. A year from now, I expect to see it in the freezer case when they "brand' her crap and sell it as a frozen breakfast "treat". Doughnut sandwiches. Dear gods.

"With this she served baked garlic cheese grits, yogurt parfait, and chocolate chip pancakes with cinnamon (whipped) cream."
indygal, please tell me you're joking. I can't take too much more disappointment (after finding out that Ben and Jerry really aren't selling "Yes, Pecan!"

I feel my heart rate go up just looking at this.

That is one is the most disgusting things i've seen in a while. The mere fact this woman has a television show, and that people are actually salivating over this garbage, is living testament to the state of American health.

Cheers to your heart attack!

(*='.')

I have to say I LOVE burgers, all kinds of burgers. Cheese, chicken, turkey, pizza, anything! Burgers with onion rings, burgers with bacon, even burgers with mash potatoes like the new one at BK! But this is not a burger. A DONUT? A FRIED EGG? That is disgusting, especially the donut part. Theres some foods you dont mix and this is the best example of that.

P.S. Paula Deen stinks, the best chef in the world is Gordon Ramsey.

Ellios: It's Ramsay, not Ramsey.

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