Big MacChicken Mashup: A McDonald's Big Mac with Chicken Patties for Buns
Posted by Adam Kuban, February 28, 2008 at 7:00 PM
One Big Mac + Three McChicken sandwiches = The Big MacChicken, a Big Mac with chicken patties as the bread:
With the first bite I found myself going through a crunchy/juicy layer after layer and the texture was to die for. Everything just worked. Clouds split as a bright ray of sunshine beamed down to my table. The elderly couple a few tables over started playing a harp as a unicorn walked by during my second bite. I was in heaven for a few seconds then the guilt hit me. Was I really doing this? 4 sandwiches at once? I had to stop. There was no way I could finish this monster.
Fast forward a half hour later, and DJ Grocery says: "All I know is that my mind is telling me that the sandwich was absolutely delicious but my body is rejecting it."
And to think I am told that heroin and cigarettes are bad....but then, good cheeseburgers have always been gateways to the harder stuff. This could be another door of perception to open.
Cheers, TB.
This disturbing, coronary inducing train wreck sounds absolutely devine. I'm sure it goes against all the laws of nature, proper karma and polite ettiquette, but......I'll sure as hell give it a go!
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One Big Mac + Three McChicken sandwiches = The Big MacChicken, a Big Mac with chicken patties as the bread:
25 Comments:
Life changing.
MF Grocery at 7:39PM on 02/28/08
Sometimes it's better to listen to your gut than it is to your brain. Eat the sandwich!
PumpkinBear at 7:48PM on 02/28/08
Why not just deep fry the whole thing?
Raphael at 8:07PM on 02/28/08
And to think I am told that heroin and cigarettes are bad....but then, good cheeseburgers have always been gateways to the harder stuff. This could be another door of perception to open.
Cheers, TB.
texas blues at 9:43PM on 02/28/08
OMG the atkins diet goes wrong! ;)
huney_bumper at 7:00AM on 02/29/08
This is whats wrong with our world......
We always have to take it to a whole new level of excess.
BigWoollyMammoth at 8:36AM on 02/29/08
Disturbing.
lovesomething at 9:25AM on 02/29/08
Disgusting.
seyo at 10:04AM on 02/29/08
Nothing exceeds like excess.
pattyplus at 10:34AM on 02/29/08
Kind of made me wanna barf up my mcbreakfast.
bisbee at 10:35AM on 02/29/08
I still haven't eaten anything since this sandwich yesterday.
MF Grocery at 10:47AM on 02/29/08
You are my hero. Disregard the haters who say it is disgusting. It is pure magnificence.
foodinmouth at 10:53AM on 02/29/08
@MF Grocery: How much of it did you eat? From the pics, only half?
Raphael at 11:01AM on 02/29/08
This is one of the most vile things I've seen in a while.
PestoGal at 11:56AM on 02/29/08
I had 2 and 1/2 bites then wanted to puke. Those bites at the time were glorious.
MF Grocery at 12:06PM on 02/29/08
I'd eat it.
...Well, two bites of it.
roboppy at 12:19PM on 02/29/08
Hmmm... Needs ranch dressing.
PhotoKirk at 2:01PM on 02/29/08
Sick! I want one.
jperlow at 3:07PM on 02/29/08
WHAT WAS THE MOTIVATION FOR TRYING IT?
gerald tritt at 5:45PM on 03/02/08
My dude Cee-Pee hollered at me the idea so I tried it.
MF Grocery at 2:41PM on 03/03/08
sweet
gerald tritt at 11:03PM on 03/04/08
Well played!
poxpopuli at 10:49AM on 03/07/08
JMJ!!!!!!!
crazyspice at 5:17PM on 03/10/08
This disturbing, coronary inducing train wreck sounds absolutely devine. I'm sure it goes against all the laws of nature, proper karma and polite ettiquette, but......I'll sure as hell give it a go!
Mark
Boscompb at 10:49AM on 05/30/08
It's worth it if but once a year, Mark! Go for it.
Adam Kuban at 10:50AM on 05/30/08