Software developer Cabel Sasser highlights some frozen Mickey Mouse burger patties on his site. These are wrong on so many levels:

• You're eating a beloved cartoon character
• Reminds you of mice/vermin while you're eating
• Frozen beef, while convenient, loses something in the deep freeze
• We live in a world devoid of ear-shaped buns

Though I would kinda like to see what a double Mickey cheeseburger would look like.