A Hamburger Today
Like a Lamb to Slaughter
A Hamburger Today is honored to throw down in The Carnivore Project's meatastic Meat Bracket, a no-holds-barred sock-'em-up among different types of meat. In the first round, we're representin' HAMBURGER and are going hoof-to-hoof with LAMB. The idea is that a blogger picks a meat to champion, makes a blog post to convey the preeminence of his or her meat, and then readers vote for a winner. I think we'll take this hands down. Burgers rule the world; all HAMBURGER pretty much has to do is show up. LAMB don't stand a chance. —The Mgmt.
They're coming to get you, Baa-baa ...
The month of March—in like a lion, out like a lamb, they say. And how does a lamb go out? Usually as some sort of biblical sacrifice or as the logo for a pop tartlet's vanity clothing line.
When's the last time you had lamb? And when did you eat your last burger? At lunch today? I thought so.
In the court of popular opinion, burgers reign supreme, complete with a monarch who keeps a coterie of very accommodating ladies on hand.
I ask you ... Did the Olympia Cafe have lamb on the menu? Cheezborger, cheezborger, cheezborger!
I ask you ... Is there a lamburger in paradise? Now that would remind me of a menu at a Holiday Inn.
Did a lamb sandwich ever inspire such fiscal irresponsibility in a man?
Did Paris Hilton ever make a commercial with lamb and then drive drunk to get some?
OK, maybe that last one's a bad example. But here, check out all these other popular favorites. The burger is burned into your brain, my friend, and is part of your life in ways that lamb has never been and will never be. Thus you have no choice but to head to the Carnivore Project and VOTE FOR HAMBURGER
HAMBURGER was with you as a child:
HAMBURGER took many forms and traveled to many different countries as if by magic ...
HAMBURGER saw you through the lean times ...
And HAMBURGER just may have taught you how to do your first job ...
What did LAMB do? Just sit there shaking his tail?
All I can say about LAMB is ...