Last week, the "Hamburgirl" and I went to see comedy troupe Toy Gun Assassins perform. The Assassins did a sketch in which the components of a BK burger—meat, bun, bacon, and cheese—were personified as attendees of an R&D meeting whose agenda was to create a new bestselling burger. I thought it would make perfect fodder for AHT but was dismayed that there was no way to blog it—until now. Below is the sketch. Readers with delicate sensibilities are advised: There's some off-color language in there. Lighting and sound are a bit muddled, but bear with it.

They even did a mock CNN-type scare show ...