Well, more like, "9-Year-Old's Mom Creates Latest Red Robin Burger."

Red Robin held "The Next Gourmet Burger Kids Contest," and whippersnapper Adrianna Montgomery took home the bacon:

Montgomery's Spicy Asian Burger is made with the following ingredients: hamburger, teriyaki sauce, wonton strips, Napa cabbage, sesame seeds, and creamy ginger wasabi sauce. The other three finalists include nine-year-old Zac Tennant from Meridian, Id., who created the Red Robin Reuben Burger; eight-year-old Courtney Rundio from Mesa, Ariz., who created the Cactus Jack Burger; and 10-year-old Caressa Morris from Portland, Ore., who created the Ooey Gooey Nacho Burger.

Spicy Asian Burger? Feh. Gimme the Gooey Nacho version any day. I'm waiting for Red Robin to publish that recipe, if ever.

Nine-Year-Old Creates America's Next Gourmet Burger in Red Robin's 'The Next Gourmet Burger Kids Contest' [PRNewswire.com]