Radio Free Fatburger

Posted by Hamburglar Hadley, May 24, 2005 at 11:00 AM

LOS ANGELES

Angelenos who enjoy the early morning, bathroom-centric genius of Howard Stern, the markedly less-than-genius musings of Frosty, Heidi, and Frank (at least they crack themselves up), and the hardcore butch feminism of a perceptibly burger-inhaling Tom Leykis surely love what KLSX 97.1 FM is feeding them.

For the rest of you who shun the King of All Media's "Celebrity Game with Mike Walker" and who reserve your modesty on "Flash Fridays," KLSX is preparing for an invasion of the burger kind. Register now for Malibu Dan's Fatburger Friday Office Invasion. Lucky winners, of which there have been eight to date, watch helplessly and hungrily as Big Mike and the Fatburger crew bust their way into the winner's office, sporting hamburger-heavy lunches for 14 lucky coworkers.

Force feeding your peers with ground cow, fries, and ice-cream shakes with the help of Big Mike or Malibu Dan, or whoever the hell, is sure to bring you instant popularity among your esteemed colleagues, with the exception of that assistant who complains about being fat then always eats the most cake at those unavoidable office birthday parties. Seeing as we love the juicy largeness of a Rubenesque Fatburger, we only hope the bossman will turn a blind eye to our greasy fingers and drooling mouths when our sweatshop, er, office, gets the call.

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