What is there to say about Corner Bistro that hasn't already been said? Constantly landing at the top of most best-of lists when it comes to New York City burgers, they are delicious, if a bit hyped.
The Corner Bistro, located in New York City's Greenwich Village neighborhood, is an unassuming little joint that serves some serious sandwiches. Cooked in a small broiler just to the left of the bar, these burgers have been a friend to boozers for years on end.
The fat patties are served open-face on a toasted bun with onion, pickle, tomato, and lettuce resting on the roll top. This serving arrangement allows you to choose which toppings you'd like to dress your sandwich with, instead of making you open the roll to pick off those you don't. This, of course, is critical if you order a cheeseburger, as discarded toppings (if any) won't then stick to the gooey stuff.
This reporter and his friend tried to visit recently on a Saturday night but were discouraged by the packed house and what promised to be an hour-long wait for a table. Feeling a touch of the anxiety coming on, I convinced my companionafter a grouchingly minor rowto come back with me the following day. We did, and though the place was less crowded, the only spot we were able to secure without measurable wait was at the bar. (It appears that there is no good time to go to avoid a crowd.) Our barstool seating was fortuitous, however, in that we had a nearly perfect view of the burgermeister at work in the "kitchen" area (left). His technique was to place the raw burgers on a slide-out grate for a measure of time under the broiler, at which mark he flipped them to cook on the reverse side. At some point, he removed the burgers to add a tray of buns for toasting.
We each ordered a cheeseburger, cooked medium, and while the taste of the meat left nothing to be desired, it was a bit dry. The patties were a tad thicker than I like but weren't so thick that I couldn't fit the burger in my mouth. (Oversized burgers are the bane of my existence.) I left feeling satisfied, even with the small debacle of the night before, but feel that I've had better burgers here in New York City.
I know that Corner Bistro is a hot topic when it comes to Big Apple burgers, so this won't be the final word we say about the place here on AHT. I hope my esteemed colleagues weigh in. Until then, enjoy some outtakes from our visit.
Big Brother is watching youall to get that Quarter Pounder into your gut a few seconds sooner.
With the advent of ubiquitous surveillance cameras in our lives, it's almost refreshing to see observation technology being put to such delectable use as it is in "HyperActive Bob." Bob is the newest high-tech doohickey from Pittsburgh upstart HyperActive Technologies. Employing rooftop cameras, the system alerts the kitchen when the drive-through is on its way toward a traffic jam, then specifies how much food to prepare.
Currently being tested in Pittsburgh-area Mickey Ds, Taco Bells, and Burger Kings, Bob also seeks to make predictions based on personal and vehicle demographicswhether it be incoming Escalades full of rappers with Big Mac munchies or minivans full of post-AYSO Happy Meal and orange drink fiends with salad-prone chauffeurs.
According to the Associated Press, the technology has been a success with owners, employees, managers, and customers so far, slashing wait and training times dramatically. The company's website states, "HyperActive Bob directly commands kitchen workers, through touch screen interfaces, to produce just the right amount of food at just the right time, ensuring that restaurants never run out of hot, fresh product, while minimizing food waste."
We're all for increasing the efficiency of getting burgers in our gullets as quickly as possible, even if it means yet another situation where profiling by type and invasive technology are utilized in the United States. We're tired of so-called "fast" food restaurants whose inept bungling keep us waiting endlessly for substandard burgers. It's time we use 100 years of industrial know-how for something we can chow on.
Some of you might recall an ad campaign a few years ago -- was it for Burger King? -- in which a couple of Gen X slacker guys are sitting around, watching TV or playing video games when one of them is like, "Burgers! You fly, I'll buy."
Well, this story gives new meaning to that phrase while turning it on its ear. Twice a week, an 80-year-old pilot in Cleveland flies his buddies to acclaimed diners in neighbor states to eat lunch.
The pilot, Roger Levering, and his pals call it the "$100 hamburger lunch," for an obvious reason: While the burgers might cost a few bucks, the fuel to get there jacks the price, well, sky high.
What do Greeley, Colorado, and New York City have in common?
Blue 9 Burger. The fresh-obsessed burger shop located near Union Square opens a second location there today. Why Greeley? Seems that Blue 9 owner T.J. Villano has a golf buddy out there who convinced the man to go west.
Mr. Villano says the Greeley Blue 9 Burger will adhere to the same principles that brought acclaim to the New York City branch: never-frozen patties and buns, fries that are cut by hand in store, and the freshest toppings available. A cheeseburger meal will be cost about $6, he says.
Interestingly enough, Greeley is known for being home to the nation's largest beef-processing plant, which, some reports say, doesn't exactly leave the town smelling of roses, and that's not before getting into the treatment of the animals and workers there. Let's hope Blue 9 gets its beef elsewhere.
That said, we've got some beef with Mr. Villano: While we don't begrudge Greeley its good fortune, we wish he would have opened a second location somewhere in the Big Apple.
BLUE 9 BURGER Location: 3531 10th St., Greeley, CO 80634 Phone: 970-353-3324
A low-profile arrest last week brought good cheer back to the Fremont Rural Volunteer Fire Department in Fremont, Nebraska. As reported in the Fremont Tribune, consternation blazed through the house when their life-sized statue of Hamburglar disappeared from the yard of one of their peers.
The house's valued mascot, reserved for making appearances only on special occasions, had been placed in the front yard of a firefighter celebrating his 30th birthday. The effigy typically sees the light of day only once a year as a gag for anniversaries and birthdays.
The fugitive's aforementioned stealth caused Fremont Policeunaccustomed to the sight of a giant, masked, pinstriped burger-addict stalking the suburbs for beefto act with extreme prejudice. Spotting the Hamburglar’s head peeking from the yard, the police came in for a closer look.
Figuring the figure had been shanghaied from a local Mickey Ds, the cops felt they were reapprehending the 'Burglar, whose visage is infamous to authorities the world over for a decades-long career in attempted petit larceny, doing his best, but ultimately failing, to steal hamburgers from under the nose of one Ronald McDonald, resident of McDonaldland. Although at the time of the report, the Hamburglar had not yet been returned to the Freemont Fire Department, hopes are high that the Hamburglar will make his way back to its jurisdiction.
The Hamburglar, apparently unremorseful for his crimes, past and present, could only emit a high-pitched giggle when asked for comment.
According to an Austalian news service, the British restaurant Zuma is serving a $134 hamburger. I have yet to confirm if this is U.S. or Australian dollars, but it's still a ridiculous amount of money to spend on a ground beef sandwich.
A restaurant spokeswoman said: "Our wagyu beef comes from New Zealand, where the cows are reared on beer and massaged until they weigh three-quarters of a tonne, more than double the weight of an average cow."
Big whoop, I say. One person who won't be happy to hear this is restaurateur Daniel Boulud. In early 2003, we experienced the great burger wars with Boulud's burger finally winning out at $50. Trumping his own $29 burger and the Old Homestead's $41 Kobe beef burger, Boulud's sirloin burger includes regular truffles, braised short ribs, foie gras and fresh black truffles. Today, the burger goes for $59 or $99 for the double truffle version.
Boulud is not one to be bested, so we're bound to see some new concoction relatively soon. Don't be surprised if you can soon order a burger stuffed with caviar and wagyu beef from cattle massaged by Boulud's own hands.
Oh, and if anyone wants to sponsor a trip to London to try the most expensive burger, I would be willing to make the sacrifice and go.
Mr. Siber removes the poles from his photographs to render a surreal effect that emphasizes the iconic and ubiquitous nature of roadside advertising while forcing the viewer to pay closer than usual attention to the actual designs in question.
Most of his de-poling work is done on fast-food and gasoline establishments' signage. Click over there, and you'll find Jack in the Box and Burger King are among his subjects as well.
Shit happens. You spend all week elipticizing your ass, stair mastering those calves, and squat-thrusting your pelvis, all so you can enjoy a greasy burger on a Sunday. Waking up and skipping a formal introduction to that cutie you met five hours ago, you bound outside with a hangover-crushing craving for your favorite beef 'n' special-sauce surprise.
What happens next pounds you with the weight of the world's injustices. It appears your No. 1 burger secret is not only low-key; it's actually closed on Sundays! Your preferred spot has gone Christian on you, needing a rest from six divine days of cow-slinging!
Minus the getting lucky and exercise parts, it was this very scenario that had us wandering the streets aimlessly for something to quench our burger lust once we found the doors of West L.A.'s Hearty Deli and Culver's Howard’s Famous closed. Fortunately, we spotted a glorious vision in red-lacquered tabletops and diner stools. Had we magically gone back to the 1950s, when burger joints were spotless and efficient temples for the neighborhood, with gumball machines, paper hats, and playing cards in place of order numbers"
"Best Hamburger in Southern California' KABC AM 790," shouted the banner for Culver City's Hamburger Habit. We love nothing more than probing the claims of the so-called experts, so with a delectable smell hitting our noses from the parking lot, we stepped inside. Old-school strains of rockabilly shook the sound system, and a steady stream of clean-cut regulars flooded in while we salivated over images of a classic sesame-seed burger high above our heads.
McDonald's celebrated its 50th birthday today by opening its 50th anniversary restaurant in Chicago. Ray Kroc, who for all intents and purposes founded the McDonald's corporation we know today, opened his first McDonald's burger stand in Des Plaines, Illinois, about 20 miles northwest of Chicago, after striking a deal with the original McDonald brothers, who founded their joint in San Bernardino, California.
We at A Hamburger Today have a love-hate relationship with Micky D's, as I'm sure a lot of you do. When we were young, it was a special treat, and we fondly remember tearing into the cardboard Happy Meal boxes in anticipation of the special toy that was included. As we grew older, though, and our tastes for hamburgers developed a greater sophistication, we came to realize that the prizes were nothing more than cheap junk—a description that could also double for the burgers.
Still, sometimes we crave the weird, unmistakable taste of the burgers we grew up on. And the fries, if done right, are as delicious as ever. And how can you not love the 50th anniversary restaurant (see illustration, top-right image)?
The chain's ubiquity nationwide—and worldwide—make it hard to fathom that it is only 50 years old. And to think it started when Mr. Kroc happened upon the original McDonald brothers' burger stand while working as distributor of the Multimixer machine that the brothers used to brew up milkshakes.
Hmm. Sounds like an order of fries and a shake are in order for a quick after-work snack tonight.
We are not afraid to tackle the most difficult philosophical quandaries at A Hamburger Today. Many prestigious publications, gutter gourmands, and self-anointed food critics* have dubbed the frou-frou burger at Father's Office in Santa Monica the "Best Burger in L.A." Ninja, please! In the birthplace of Carl's Jr.? In the land of Fatburger? On the native soil of In-N-Out and the Apple Pan?!
This so-called "hamburger," which consists of the confounding ingredients of dry-aged sirloin topped with applewood-smoked bacon compote, Maytag blue and gruyere cheeses, caramelized onions, and arugula on a French roll, is certainly delicious. But is it really a hamburger in the truest, bluest, real McCoy sense of the word?
Not saying a creative take on a classic is wrong, but this high-class perversion of an institution so American that a daily dose is required in most states, does not seem worthy of a "Best Of" label in the face of so many great local spins on a traditional favorite.
A burger can be messy, a burger can be bloody, a burger can be giant, a burger can be topped with guacamole, chili and brontosaurus ribs—a burger can be any or all of the above, but it must resemble an actual hamburger and not force us to reach for a French dictionary (compote? Say quoi?) to have honors bestowed upon it.
Despite its delectability, Father's Office's spices and strange combinations of fresh ingredients do not scream "HAMBURGER." To top off the madness, Father's Office even denies you ketchup and mustard. If I wanted restrictions put on my dining choices, fellas, I'd go to Alain Ducasse. This is America damnit! Give me the choice to slather overprocessed tomato paste on my meat or give me death! Still, the meal is over much too fast, leaving you with a hankering for a real greasy standardand a $14 tab.
Save yourself a trip through the traffic on the 10, and hit up AstroBurger in Hollywood instead. The physical space of Father's Office is like that white-collared weekend warrior who takes his Harley for a drive to the country on the weekend and calls himself a biker. This wood-walled roadhouse is crushed with yuppies; it's usually impossible to find a seat, and the prices are exorbitant.
Still, the wine list (no glasses under $12 when we were there), plus local and Belgian drafts are delicious, the shopping cart full of fries, either sweet or frites, wins serious points for cuteness and taste.
I know many Lost Angels will disagree, but when a burger does not look, smell, or taste like a burger, sorry kids, it ain't a burger. But try it for yourself; there are many I respect who put this one at the top of their lists. And I have been wrong before. Once.
NEW YORK CITY The recent snap of nice-for-a-change spring weather had me jazzed to do some al fresco dining. What better place for open-air eating (and drinking) than the Bohemian Beer Hall & Garden? Unfortunately, when I arrived at the restaurant, only a portion of the garden was open—and it was packed.
Fortunately, I found another nearby option, one that served burgers. French restaurant 718, on the corner of Ditmars Boulevard and 35th Street in Astoria, Queens, seems an unexpected choice for hamburgers, but the tasty sandwiches can indeed be found on the menu there.
Listed under the tapas section (is there not a French word for tapas?), you'll find the 718 Burger ($8). Don't let the singular noun fool you: You'll actually receive two small (3-inch or so) cheeseburgers on rolls with a slice of tomato. Think White Castle gone upscale, Chateau Blanc, if you will. The 718 Burger is served with fries and a salad of mixed greens.
Juicyness registered low on the scale, perhaps because of the patties' diminutive size, but their mildly pungent spices added interest, lending the tiny hamburgers an almost Middle Eastern or Mediterranean airI swear I was tasting chickpea in there somewhere, too. The fries and salad are nice additions and provide balance if you're worried about your consumption of meat. I wasn't so worried and would rather have lost the sides in exchange for a couple more miniburgers.
The bottom line: For a full-on burger experience, it might be wise to dial around. 718's baby burgers definitely belong on the tapas menu, more a snack than a meal.
718 Location: 35-01 Ditmars Blvd.; Astoria, NY Phone: 718-204-5333 Getting there: Take the N/W trains to the end of the line; exit station, walk north to Ditmars. Right on Ditmars; walk a few blocks east. Short Order: The 718 Burgeractually two mini hamburgers. Served with fries and salad. $8.
In New York City, the title of best burger changes every fifteen minutes. Danny Meyer's Shake Shack seems to be the king of the mountain these days. After officially opening on July 1st last year, people flocked to try all of the delicious creations, but everyone came away raving about the burger. Thanks to some serious buzz and being named best burger by New York Magazine, Shake Shack has been completely packed since reopening on April 4th.
Liao Yusheng, whom I just linked to, reported waiting 40 minutes for food and folks on this eGullet thread reports anywhere from 20-55 minutes. But what do they think of the burgers? The reactions seem to be mixed, with a lot of folks being underwhelmed. Still, hype has to start out somewhere, so there must be a few burger lovers out there who dig Shake Shack's west-coast style burger.
All of this indecision means the best burger crown isn't quite ready to settle upon the Shack just yet. It's just as well, as I'd rather be surprised by an un-hyped burger than disappointed by one that's universally lauded. That, and I have no intention of using up my full lunch hour in line. I guess I'll have to wait until May when they start staying open until 11pm, instead of just lunch, before I give it a shot.
So, apparently some kids in the UK have "burger vans" at their schools in lieu of working kitchens—lucky brats! According to a daily across the pond, not everyone is so happy about this, including one mother who credits celeb chef Jamie Oliver with opening her eyes to the "horrors" of free school meals. "I don't want [my kid] eating burgers and fried food every day at school," says concerned mother Dana Buchanan.
We know Mr. Oliver has been on his "Feed Me Better" crusade for the better part of 2005, however, we sure didn't know that this meant attacking what might just be the finest school cafeteria system we've ever heard of. Just check out the high-quality lunch-tray specimen found on his site (right).
Now it could be said that this reporter has a soft spot for Mr. Oliver, with his lispy botched Brit speak and wacky kitchen antics. So it wouldn’t be in one's favor to suggest anything ill of our chef, yet we couldn’t help but notice the extreme popularity of his Channel 4 show about this topic, Jamie's School Dinners, which is expected to launch stateside eventually. Food Network fodder for sure. We didn't think the Naked Chef could be more exposed.
So no real discredit to Mr. Oliver for tryin' to feed the children. Although, might we suggest healthy teeth and body odor crusades in addition? But seriously, mobile burger vans? Now that's street food at its finest.
What's a guy to do if he prefers his burgers rare? If you're David Shaw, writing in the Los Angeles Times, you've got a forum to sound off about the increasing number of burger joints that refuse to serve burgers kissed only lightly by the grill. In Mr. Shaw's words:
"A bowl of soup and a rare hamburger, please," I said to the woman behind the counter.
A thick, juicy, rare hamburger is one of God's great comfort foods, and I was especially eager to sink my teeth into one on a day when I felt so mindlessly harried.
A few minutes later, a waitress came to my table, soup bowl in hand.
"We have a company policy against serving rare hamburgers," she said. "I'll bring you a medium hamburger."
"No, you won't," I said. "I like my burgers rare. If you won't give me one that way, I'll eat elsewhere."
Mr. Shaw knows the risks of eating close-to-raw ground beef—namely E. coli 0157:H7—but he dismisses them:
Yes, yes, I know all about E. coli 0157:H7 and the four people who died and the 700 who got sick after eating undercooked hamburgers at Jack in the Box outlets in the Pacific Northwest in 1993. But a former Food and Drug Administration official testified before Congress that the meat used for these burgers was so filled with E. coli that the bacteria would have thrived even if the burgers had been fully cooked.
So what are you going to do, avoid hamburgers altogether?
Not me. I love a good, thick, rare, juicy hamburger. It's one of the best — and most American — of all taste treats. I'm no more likely to quit eating hamburgers than I am to give up such pleasures of the palate as barbecue, hot dogs, pastrami, pizza, steak or foie gras.
The story also tells of the best places to get hamburgers in Los Angeles and in general.
John Menches [CEO of Menches Bros. Original Hamburgers] had always been told his great-grandfather invented the hamburger in 1885. But for decades, this was little more than legend and lore at family reunions. Then in 1991, Menches and his siblings stumbled across the original recipe among some old papers their great-grandmother left behind. So, they took out some ground beef, added brown sugar, coffee, and some other ingredients, and discovered one great hamburger.
There are a few different stories detailing the origin of the hamburger, and this one fleshes out the notion that it was invented in Hamburg, New York. The story includes a Q&A:
Q: How did your great-grandfather invent the hamburger? A: Our great-grandfather Charles and his brother Frank were traveling concessionaires back in 1885. They did the Hamburg fair, which is located about eight miles south of Buffalo. They were a 100-man operation. They were really noted for their sausage sandwich. The fair was run in August. It was too hot, and they ran out of sausage. It was too hot to butcher because there was no refrigeration, and the meat wouldn't have turned out very well.
They were talked into using ground beef, which back then was a little taboo. Fairs were where the highest of society met, and ground beef was more for lower-class people, so they didn't think they'd be successful with it. Faced with nothing to sell at all, they fried it up, but it was too bland.
My grandfather decided to put coffee, brown sugar, and some other household ingredients in it and cooked up the sandwich. My great-uncle Frank served the first sandwich, a gentleman tasted it and said, "What do you call it?" Uncle Frank didn't really know what to call it, so he looked up and saw the banner for the Hamburg fair and said, "This is the hamburger."
You really don't give much thought to what someone like John Paul II eats. People often look at world figures as larger than life, and of course they are, but they, too, get hungry and need to consume food. True to form, the late Pope proved less than high-maintenance.
Lexington businessman Jerry Lundergan's most personal memory of John Paul II goes back to 1987, when Lundergan's catering company received the contract to serve lunch for the pope during his visit to San Antonio.
What dish did John Paul II request?
"We thought we were going to do this great big, fancy meal for him," Lundergan said. "But he just wanted a good, American hamburger. Which I think just shows how easy he was, and how simply he looked at things."
Did you know the Pope also had an affinity for pizza? He did. Read about it on our sister site, pizza blog Slice.
It's probably a safe bet that Air Force One serves better food than a standard American Airlines flight, but did you know that under Dubya turkey burgers are available?
Both former presidents [Bush I and Clinton] said they were happy to be back on Air Force One. "They have turkey burgers, too, which they didn't have when I was here," Clinton quipped. "If they'd been serving me turkey burgers, I might not have had heart surgery."
Nice to see you're so lighthearted on your trip to see PJPII laid to rest, Mr. Clinton.
The beef's right here, suckas! After lots of talk and little action, A Hamburger Today—in a bare-bones, not-much-to-look-at-yet version—is open for business.
This is, in restaurant parlance, a soft opening, meaning that we'll be posting here on the down low for the next 30 days or so, until we get a nice backlog of material for our potential audienceand until we beef up our design and get rid of these default Movable Type templates. After that, we'll have an official launch. Look for that the first week in May.
A Hamburger Today is brought to you by the same people who run Slice, "America's Favorite Pizza Weblog," and the guiding principles of that site will manifest themselves here. So look for a passionate discussion of all things burger, mixed with humor, current events, mouthwatering photography, news, and reviews.
Don't expect the bulk of our coverage on AHT, however, to be limited largely to a specific region of the country. Unlike Slice, A Hamburger Today will have a West Coast editor (Hamburglar Hadley) and an East Coast editorial team (with Honey P., Matty, and Slice's own Adam K. heading up the east-side bill). We expect to bring on other regional editors as need be.
For those of you who don't understand our name or are thinking That sounds familiar, it comes from J. Wellington Wimpy, of Popeye/Thimble Theater fame, whose famous line in that comic/cartoon was "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
We, on the other hand, won't be quite as stingy as Mr. Wimpy, and hope to bring you insightful and entertaining hamburger content on a daily basis. Pay us some attention on Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays in addition to Tuesday. You'll get all the hamburger you could ever want.