Yesterday Kenji recommended gifts for the burger-maker. Today I bring you fun burger-themed gifts that are mostly useless in the kitchen but are good at telling the world, "I LOVE BURGERS"—clothes, plush toys, keychains, art prints, and more.
Cheeseburger Laplander Hat
Perfect for winter, it's a laplander hat that looks like a smiling, blushing cheeseburger.
Few sweaters can match the glory/horror of the hamburger sweater. According to the sidebar on Mr. Gugu & Miss Go's website, this sweater is their top selling item. But of course. Mr. Gugu & Miss Go, €49
Smiling Cheeseburger Cushion
Modernist Cuisine Print
Society 6 offers a wide selection of burger-themed art prints, such as this burger made of words ($33.28+), Burger King ($18+), pixelated burger ($18+), Cheesy Burger ($17), and Burger & Fries ($18+).
Burger iPad Sleeve
Reversible Hello Kitty Plush
First, it's Hello Kitty holding a burger. Turn it inside out and it's...a burger with Hello Kitty's face. Whoa. Sanrio, $28
Burgerac x Rob Flowers Tray
Cheeseburger Planet T-Shirt
Behold Planetary Discovery 8932: Cheeseburger with mustard and ketchup rings and pickle moons. Threadless, $19.50
"Tiny burgers, full size smiles." SteffBomb on Etsy, $20
Burger Bean Bag Chair
This cost tons more than a plain bean bag chair, but that's the price you pay to look like you're sitting on a burger. Woouf, €115
Burgers-n-Broads 2013 Calendar
If your loved one is obsessed with a certain burger joint, see if the restaurant sells gift cards. In-N-Out, Shake Shack, Smashburger, Steak 'n Shake, and Whataburger are some of the places that offer 'em.