In their "Will They Build It?" series, Eating the Road tries to get fast food establishments to make crazy off-the-menu items. The latest success story: McDonald's Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac made of a Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, McChicken, and sausage and egg McMuffin. Total monetary damage: $7.71. Health damage: Don't want to know. You may have noticed that the combination involves a breakfast item; Eating the Road says, "You must be there precisely at 10:30 AM just as they're winding the signs over to lunch."