"Hamburger Matty" Jacobs linked to an online flash version of 1980s arcade hit Burgertime way back in 2005 here on A Hamburger Today. Unfortunately that link is dead, but fear not! I have found a new one here. Procrastinate away.
Word from Nancy Luna, the Fast Food Maven, is that Smashburger, a Denver-based burger chain started by the founder of Quiznos, has raised $15 million to expand the concept nationally with as many as 500 outlets.
And what's the concept? From the Smashburger site: "The beef had to be fresh-never-frozen, smashed on the grill to seal in all the beefy flavor, and cooked to juicy perfection."
Luna also notes that Smashburger seems to be all about giving the customer freedom to choose and then makes the comparison to The Counter, whose famously long list of options earned it raves from Oprah and her buddy Gayle King.
Ed Levine, who sits across from me here in the AHT–Serious Eats office, is now asking me, "Isn't smashing the patty against everything that burger purists hold dear?"
While the above picture looks like a cute plush burger toy which would be worth owning if it was just that, it actually doubles as a CD/DVD Holder.
Editor's note: Ladies and gents, meet Nick Solares, aka the Beef Aficionado. He's the newest contributor to AHT, so give him a warm welcome, whydoncha? He'll be joining us weekly with his adventures in burgery. This is the first of many posts to come. —The Mgmt.
It is no accident that I picked a decidedly downmarket and untrendy restaurant to review for my initial posting on A Hamburger Today. I think that it speaks to the way I feel about burgers; they should be unpretentious and low-brow, a culinary delight for the everyman.
I have yet to be impressed by a chef-designed truffle, foie gras, and Kobe beef short rib–stuffed “gourmet” burger served on date nut bread with a 50-year-old balsamic vinegar reduction and caviar—at least not to the degree in which a simple $5 cheeseburger might stir me.
I have a basic rule or tenant when it comes to burgers: Individually the ingredients should not be as great as the sum of their parts. If they are, just make something else. I don’t think there is any great achievement in making a delicious sandwich out of ingredients that cost as much as a prime steak. But take some fresh ground chuck, American cheese, and a generic white bun—ingredients that in and of themselves are not that compelling—and combine them to make an extraordinary burger. That is something that impresses both my palate and my egalitarian sensibilities.
Joe Junior, a restaurant that typifies the term “greasy spoon,” located somewhat improbably on the corner of a historically landmarked block in Gramercy, impresses me thusly.
The manual for Grand Theft Auto IV features a guidebook to the virtual metropolis of Liberty City, complete with advertisements. Here's one for the fast food chain BurgerShot:
It should be noted that the BurgerShot logo is a subtle reference to the Quake logo.
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After viewing the clip that follows, I can see why Steve Martin's Pink Panther movie came and went faster than greased lightning. See if you can avoid getting Inspector Clouseau's speech pattern stuck in your head as he tries to master the proper pronunciation of "I want to buy a hamburger."
Yo, burger cheapskates: If you can make sense of this jumble of numbers, you can scarf some cheap White Castle burgers on May 27. For National Hamburger Month (May) this year, the Castle is tooting its 87th anniversary by offering sliders for 27¢. But only for 87 minutes.
Date: May 27
Time: 2 p.m.
Where: Selected Whiteys in all White Castle markets
Limit: 10 (as if you'd want to do more than that)
Find a Castle near you: whitecastle.com/_pages/Locate.asp [Tip o' the hat to Eater]
Says Nick from Beef Aficionado, who snapped the photo above: "Looks like a new burger spot called Black Iron Burger Shop will be opening in June on 5th Street between avenues A and B. Very classic looking."
I'm just guessing here, but I'm going to guess that the burgers here will be grilled. How can you name a place that and not grill them?
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